Monday, January 21, 2013 // Woot
Shadow flees before the horde of lumens at my command! I drive the Beast of Night before me at the point of both red and white LEDs! In the beginning came the light – and everything’s been pretty boring ever since, until NOW! For in holding the LED Lenser Dual Flashlight in my power, I […]
Monday, January 21, 2013 // Woot
“Is … is she here right now?” asked Rod. “Is who here, Rod?” said Pamela with hostility in her voice. “Pamela …” Rod said as he reached across the table for Pamela’s hand. She jerked it quickly away and tucked in under the down alternative throw she had draped over her shoulders. “AS YOU CAN […]
Monday, January 21, 2013 // Woot
“Speaking of total whack-a-doo,” Michelle said to Sharon over the phone. “You will NOT believe what I overheard in the store today.” “Do tell,” said Sharon. “So there I was, standing in the department store in the kids’ section looking at new rain boots for Ella, when this woman walked up to the clerk and […]
Monday, January 21, 2013 // Woot
Here are some knives. They’re branded with Rachael Ray. They can be used to cut things. You could cut things just like Rachael Ray does! Imagine! Chopping and slicing and dicing just like that smiling lady on the television. Maybe there’s a pot and pan set with Rachael Ray’s name on them. Can you imagine?! […]
Monday, January 21, 2013 // Woot
You guys think the dog is the victim but he’s not. How is the cat supposed to know that the dog can’t have chocolate if the dog never opens himself up. Maybe the dog shouldn’t just say, “Nice try.” Maybe he should say, “Cat, I appreciate what you’re trying to do here, but you should […]
Monday, January 21, 2013 // Woot
This summer’s going to be an exciting time for you boys and girls. You’re becoming men and women. You’re going to learn valuable skills, like how to survive in the wild, how to foster teamwork, and develop an appreciation for the finer things in life. I and your other counselors will guide you into adulthood […]
Monday, January 21, 2013 // Woot
Drapes, bed skirts, upholstery, rugs, even clothes! In just 45 seconds you can have roughly 1.5 HOURS of continuous steam. But how can we help you appreciate just how MANY watts you’re getting here? How can we TRULY illustrate it? Ahem. Watt Watt Watt Watt Watt Watt Watt Watt Watt Watt Watt Watt Watt Watt […]
Sunday, January 20, 2013 // Woot
Use these: when you wanna type like a gamer, and game like typist! Don’t use these: if the sounds of typing make you think someone is knocking on your door. In 99.9% of uses, these don’t: grow extra keys featuring strange hieroglyphics. The genie living inside this item is named: Abcdef. But he goes by […]
Sunday, January 20, 2013 // Woot
Please wear eyewear when using this refurbished Crosman .177 Multi-Pump Air Rifle. That whole movie about the kid shooting his eye out? They didn’t just make that up out of thin air. This thing fires BBs at 660fps. We think an eyeball can take, like, maybe one fps. We’re not trying to scare you or […]
Sunday, January 20, 2013 // Woot
“So, have you thought of a name yet?” said Lesley’s brunette friend as she handed over another gift. Nameless Puppy wagged his tail. “We haven’t agreed on one just yet,” said Lesley. She held up the pair of knitted baby booties she had just unwrapped, and all the women in the room “awwww”ed. “But we […]
