Sunday, January 20, 2013 // Woot
“Can we get a pizza?” asked Jake. “Can we watch the Tintin movie again?” asked Olivia. Ella tried to wrap Michelle’s purse around her neck like a scarf. Michelle tapped the steering wheel. “No, no, and Olivia, take that strap off your sister. Tonight, we are going to do something as a family. We are […]
Sunday, January 20, 2013 // Woot
– We’re here by the sixth hole of the ’80s Vice Invitational waiting on our next golfer. I’m Carl Bowles .. -And I’m Clubby Plaidmore! And I’ve GOT to say it, Carl, we’ve seen some of the GREATEST hairstyles in golf today! Wow! If I were a cynic, I’d say it was performance-enhancing substances! – […]
Sunday, January 20, 2013 // Woot
“Welcome to Impossible Pastry! I’m Evan, how can I-“ “Can I get a dozen of the Mobius Rolls?” “S-sure. Yeah, of course. You know each one of these is carefully constructed to give the appearance of-“ “I don’t care.” “Excuse me?” “You’re talking about stuff and I don’t care. I just want doughnuts.” “Oh. It’s […]
Sunday, January 20, 2013 // Woot
Have you heard the rumor? Apparently Philip Shaw is sending secret messages in the names of his wines! Now, don’t quote us, but here’s everything we know about the 2005 Philip Shaw No. 8 Pinot Noir, Orange Australia, Koomooloo Vineyard 750ml 2-Pack based on what we assume are secret messages. 1) No. 8 refers to […]
Sunday, January 20, 2013 // Woot
TVs like these Hisense TVs are great for looking at. But that’s not all! No they can engage all of the other senses too! Check it out: Hearing: Many televisions, like these Hisense ones, have speakers in them, so you can hear them too! Imagine that! You could CLOSE YOUR EYES and STILL KNOW THERE […]
Saturday, January 19, 2013 // Woot
Use these: ONLY IF YOU ARE A WOMAN. THEY ARE DESIGNED FOR WOMEN’S EARS AND IF YOU ARE A MAN THEY WILL TURN YOUR MAN-EARS INTO WOMAN-EARS. Don’t use these: if you don’t have XX sex chromosomes. But you can use them to listen to “The XX.” If this item were a US President, it […]
Saturday, January 19, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if your nickname in prep-school was “Storm Collar.” Don’t use this: if YOU aren’t ready to have a hydration. Just because your Sierra backpack is doesn’t mean you need to rush into anything. Give it time. Think about it. History will remember this: as the first backpack to swim the English Channel. Of […]
Saturday, January 19, 2013 // Woot
“Do you remember that night?” Chastity asked as she spooned her potato salad from the three 2 Cup Round Containers. “The night we met?” Purity dodged the laughing children running from Greasy Joe’s guitar room towards the pool. “And you had that flashlight! What did we call ourselves?” “Club Innocent!” Honor called from the table, […]
Saturday, January 19, 2013 // Woot
“My teacher said you had to read this and sign it.” Jake sighed, handing Michelle his paper. “I don’t know why. I worked really hard on it and did research and everything. I think she just hates me.” JAKE’S PAPER Atlanta is a continent located at the bottom of the ocean, which I researched because […]
Saturday, January 19, 2013 // Woot
Specifications: Processor: AMD Trinity A10-5700 (3.4GHz) Processor Core: Quad-Core Memory: 8GB DDR3 (PC3-12800) Max Memory: 32GB Memory Slots: 4 Graphics: Radeon HD 7660D Hard Drive: 2TB SATA (7200rpm) Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD?RW Audio Chipset: Integrated IDT 92HD73E Sound: HD 7.1 Surround Sound Network: 10/100/1000Mbps Base-T Wireless: 802.11b/g/n Front Panel: 15-in-1 Card Reader: (SM, MS, SD, miniSD, […]
