Thursday, September 6, 2012 // Woot
You see, this is my first time seeing it, which makes it the most important viewing. My reaction to the movie now, is my TRUE reaction. I may watch the movie many, many times in the future. When I buy it on DVD. From a store. In a legal manner. But those times won’t be […]
Wednesday, September 5, 2012 // Woot
Alright, attention! Attention, everyone! Listen, thank you all for coming. On behalf of myself and the Johnson family, I can’t tell you what having so many people here to help with this search party means to us. I know we’re all anxious to get out there and end this nightmare, so let’s get started. Now […]
Monday, September 3, 2012 // Woot
Television Shopping is tough. There are all sorts of specs and measurements and stuff to keep track of. That’s why we decided it’s time to put together some instructions on how to buy one. Take a look! Today’s lesson: The ” Mark When shopping for a television, you want to make sure the ” is […]
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 // Woot
He’s told you nothing about the year he comes from or the years between. In fact, the only thing you’ve been able to figure out for sure about your future since he showed up in a blast of white light, naked on your kitchen floor, is that at some point you become a real jerk. […]
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 // Woot
Everyone’s got their thing in school. So you haven’t found yours, yet. Big deal! Not everyone is a jock, or a smart kid, or a burnout, or a cheerleader, or a goofball, or a…geez, what’s even left? Okay, never mind. The point is, you’ve still got a chance! Just pick yourself up a refurbished JVC […]
Saturday, August 18, 2012 // Woot
We all need an ego boost now and then — especially us megalomaniacs. It can be hard to find someone who will inundate you with a near-constant stream of positive affirmation. That’s why I turned to my TV. Or, more specifically, my 42″ Hisense TV with a picture of myself taped to the screen. I […]
Tuesday, August 14, 2012 // Woot
Everyone’s got their thing in school. So you haven’t found yours, yet. Big deal! Not everyone is a jock, or a smart kid, or a burnout, or a cheerleader, or a goofball, or a…geez, what’s even left? Okay, never mind. The point is, you’ve still got a chance! Just pick yourself up a refurbished JVC […]
Friday, August 10, 2012 // Woot
Don’t worry. Everything’s going to be just fine. The world’s all right. You’re going to be all right. Just turn on your refurbished VIZIO 42″ 1080p LCD HDTV and watch. Watch the pretty pictures. They’re in 1080p. So pretty. So soothing. You’re just fine. All is well. You don’t need to go out. You don’t […]
Monday, August 6, 2012 // Woot
He’s told you nothing about the year he comes from or the years between. In fact, the only thing you’ve been able to figure out for sure about your future since he showed up in a blast of white light, naked on your kitchen floor, is that at some point you become a real jerk. […]
Saturday, July 28, 2012 // Woot
I grew up constantly wearing goggles, and it’s part of who I am — my identity. I no longer see being goggled as a disability, but unfortunately many people still do. I can see it when I walk through a crowded street and they avert their gaze from my durable Lexan lenses. But thanks to […]
