Sunday, March 4, 2012 // Woot
It’s a story as old as time, really. Continuing to reduce your dependence on going outside for any reason. It’s been six weeks since Stephanie left, and he’s miserable. He comforts himself with the fact that he was miserable when they were together, too. Maybe he’s just a miserable person, doomed to feel this way […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
Love Projection I’ll never forget the moment we laid eyes on each other, LeAnne. Probably because I’m projecting it, on a repeating loop, onto my wall. When I close my eyes I can see you in that crowded coffee shop on that fateful morning. But I don’t really need to close my eyes, because there’s […]
Friday, November 25, 2011 // Woot
Give ‘Em Enough Cable What do you get the cable company executive who has everything? Let’s see, here… oh, this one’s for me! “To Dad, From Rachel, Eric, and Brody.” What could it be? Is this what you guys camped on Black Friday for? Hmm, can’t wait to see what it is! Let me open […]
Friday, October 28, 2011 // Deals
Today’s deal is a little weird. Awesome, but weird. Fry’s has the Epson PowerLite Home Cinema 6100 1080p projector for $ 699, plus $ 10.44 for shipping. It’s new, not refurbished, making this the best deal I can recall seeing for a 1080p projector. What’s the weird part? The Fry’s site says it’s “available for preorder,” […]
Thursday, October 13, 2011 // Woot
Sneak Me Into The Ballgame What’s the matter, can’t you read the signature on this consent form? It says right there, “Major League Baseball.” Forged? Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man. Looks like it’s my word against yours. So here’s what we can do: we can take the time and expense of sending this […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Don’t Let The Fire Die Grilling season may almost be over, but the flames in my heart will never subside. It just doesn’t get any easier, buddy. We do this each and every year, but it still hurts just as bad as the first time we parted ways. There’s nothing we can do, though. We […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Make Your Son Feel Fortunate Yes, YOU might see a bad moon rising, but other people, they think you’re talking about a bathroom. It’s the curse of the songwriter. You sit all day to figure out the most perfect words to express your feelings, and puzzle out all the meters and rhythms to make what […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
If you want to come in, you have to jump to the left! You guys, this is gonna be the best Rocky Horror Party ever! Oh my GAWD, you all look so sexy and beautiful in your costumes! RAY! I can’t believe it! You make an amazing Magenta! And Cindy, you look exquisite as Eddie! […]
Saturday, October 8, 2011 // Woot
Fear not, fans of terrible football teams! Just because you buy a TV doesn’t mean you HAVE to watch crappy football. So you decided this was the year. You went out, bought yourself a fancy television with some bells and whistles, and called your local cable or satellite dish provider to ask for whatever they […]
Saturday, September 17, 2011 // Woot
Don’t Let The Fire Die Grilling season may almost be over, but the flames in my heart will never subside. It just doesn’t get any easier, buddy. We do this each and every year, but it still hurts just as bad as the first time we parted ways. There’s nothing we can do, though. We […]
