Thursday, October 27, 2011 // Woot
Oh come on, this is ridiculous. You don’t want to be on your deathbed wondering where that Arby’s receipt from 2002 went. So you can look me in the eye and, with a straight face, tell me you’d rather your legacy on this earth be orderly and organized rather than meaningful? You’re telling me you’d […]
Monday, October 17, 2011 // Woot
Lean in a little closer. Who knew Trent Reznor was such a neat freak? You help me clean the bedroom You suck up all of the gloom You make a sound that goes vroom You make me not need a broom (Dyson!) You’ve got a HEPA filter (Dyson!) Your motor’s in the ball (Dyson!) Low […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Don’t Let The Fire Die Grilling season may almost be over, but the flames in my heart will never subside. It just doesn’t get any easier, buddy. We do this each and every year, but it still hurts just as bad as the first time we parted ways. There’s nothing we can do, though. We […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Earn Your Keep Yes, your snooty purebred kitten certainly looks very classy, but what does it DO? Because we’re in the 21st Century, my friend. There’s no more freeloading here. Those days of old, when some hippy parakeet could sit back and get told he’s a pretty boy 24/7, those days are OVER! These days […]
Sunday, September 25, 2011 // Woot
Earn Your Keep Yes, your snooty purebred kitten certainly looks very classy, but what does it DO? Because we’re in the 21st Century, my friend. There’s no more freeloading here. Those days of old, when some hippy parakeet could sit back and get told he’s a pretty boy 24/7, those days are OVER! These days […]
Saturday, September 17, 2011 // Woot
Don’t Let The Fire Die Grilling season may almost be over, but the flames in my heart will never subside. It just doesn’t get any easier, buddy. We do this each and every year, but it still hurts just as bad as the first time we parted ways. There’s nothing we can do, though. We […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
“Hey man, you comin’ outside?” I find most backyard parties more enjoyable from inside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A barbeque. The ritual of summer for Americans. A day in which we commemorate the spirits of grilling and picnics and baseball games or something. “Fine. Whatever. Be a jerk. I don’t care, just come out and be […]
Monday, September 12, 2011 // Woot
Crisis On Digital Earths Like the atom, blue laser can be a force for great good, great evil, or great entertainment. The Blue Ray of Earth-B: We’re… we’re here! We’ve crossed the dimensional barrier and arrived on this strange yet familiar alternate world! Look around, Sparky – behold Earth-A! So like our own Earth-B, yet […]
Friday, September 2, 2011 // Woot
The Most Important Workplace Vowel It’s not your problem today. But it’s sure gonna be tomorrow. Today you’re well ahead of the game, taking long lunches and laughing at your co-workers. But tomorrow, when the deadlines hit? Those big bosses aren’t going to care about what name should have been on the paper that isn’t […]
Tuesday, July 26, 2011 // Woot
The Scholar’s Dilemma Ahhh, nothing better than stretching out on a bed to watch a little… um… wow, what IS this? It’s so bad! So, so bad! And trashy! Nowhere NEAR as good as reading a book! When I told my friends I’d give their favorite TV shows a chance… well, I did hope to […]
