Motorola XOOM 10.1” 32GB Android Tablet with Wi-Fi – $399.99

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

This Computer Is Better Than OK

The New World Order can have my Xoom tablet when they pry it from my scared, sweaty hands. (I’m not really a last-stand kind of guy.)

Please could you stop the noise, I’m trying to browse the web
To let the world know JFK’s not really dead
What’s that? (I may be paranoid, but I’ve got an Android)
What’s that? (I may be paranoid, but I’ve got an Android)

When I am king, I will bulldoze Bohemian Grove
No more Trilateral Commission, no more Amero
What’s that? (I may be paranoid, but I’ve got an Android)
What’s that? (I may be paranoid, but I’ve got an Android)

Multi-touch HD display’s so pretty
Wi-Fi like the fillings in my cavities
You don’t remember
You don’t remember
Why don’t you remember Jack Ruby?
The birth certificate, man
The birth certificate, man
You believe the Hawaii Department of Health?
I guess you do…

Tin foil, tin foil
I’m wrapping my XOOM in tin foil
To keep out the rays
And all those chemtrails… trails…

That’s it, serfs
They’re coming
The black helicopters
The North American Union
The so-called moon landing
The vaccines, the fluoride
The vaccines, the fluoride
I love my Android, I love my Android, yeah!

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 1 Year Motorola

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• 10.1” multi-touch, HD widescreen
• 1 GHz NVIDEA Dual Core Processor
• 32GB internal memory, memory expansion via microSD card (card not included)
• Android 3.1 (Honeycomb)
• Adobe Flash Player 10.2
• Android Market Place – eBooks, games, movie rentals and applications
• Front-facing 2-megapixel camera / Rear-facing 5-megapixel camera with LED flash
• 720p video playback & video capture
• 802.11n Wi-Fi networking
• Expanded Bluetooth Features – Mouse, Keyboard, Shortcut Keys
• HTML5-based Android Webkit browser
• Battery life for up to 10 hours of Wi-Fi Internet browsing
• Scrollable and stacked widgets
• Google Talk with Video Chat

The Details:

• Motorola XOOM boasts a dual core processor with each core running at 1 GHz, 10.1-inch widescreen HD display, and ultra-fast Wireless-N Wi-Fi networking
• Offers support for Adobe Flash Player—enabling you to view the web without compromise
• Video chat on Google Talk with any other Google Talk-enable device (smartphone, tablet, PC)
• Google’s Android 3.1 (Honeycomb) operating system offers a multi-touch, holographic user interface
• Features the latest Google Mobile innovations, including Google Maps 5.0 with 3D interaction, access to over 3 million Google eBooks and Google Talk with video and voice chat
• Front-facing 2-megapixel camera for video chats over Wi-Fi via Google Talk, as well as a rear-facing 5-megapixel camera (with LED flash for stills) that captures video in 720p HD
• The 10.1-inch display delivers console-like gaming performance on its 1280 x 800-pixel display, and it features a built-in gyroscope, barometer, e-compass, accelerometer, and adaptive lighting for new types of applications
• 32GB internal memory, memory expansion via optional microSD cards
• 802.11 a/b/g/n Wi-Fi networking
• Bluetooth for hands-free devices and stereo music streaming
• Access to personal and corporate e-mail
• HD 720p video playback
• HDMI audio/video port enables you to output pictures, slides and videos in HD quality (720p) via HDMI cable (HDMI cable not included)
• 3250 mAh battery for up to 10 hours of Wi-Fi Internet browsing
• With five customizable home screens, you can easily access your favorite live widgets or application shortcuts
• Onscreen keyboard has also been redesigned to make entering text fast and accurate on larger screen sizes
• Scrollable and stacked widgets let you scroll or flick through content within the widget itself, on the home page, without opening the application
• Unobtrusive notification system displays icons for different notifications (messages, downloads, system updates, etc.) in the lower right corner; just touch the digital time display to open the entire notification panel
• Desktop-like web browser (HTML5-based Android Webkit) with tabbed browsing and Chrome bookmark sync
• Android Market for Android 3.1 is your one-stop-shop for eBooks, games, and applications
• Data encryption ensures the privacy and security of data on your tablet
• Support for the new Android Market Movie rentals service with thousands of titles available for immediate viewing
• Full support for the new release of Adobe Flash Player 10.2 delivering significant performance enhancements when viewing rich Flash content on the web
• Resizeable widgets to enable further customization of your home screeen
• Support for USB-connected peripherals and accessories such as keyboards, mice, game controllers and digital cameras
• Expanded Bluetooth features to support Bluetooth headsets in Google Talk video chats and Bluetooth mouse support in addition to additional shortcut keys with the Bluetooth keyboard
• Picture transfer protocol feature support to enable easier transfer of photo files to your PC without the need for drivers

In the box:

• Motorola XOOM 10.1” 32GB Wi-Fi Android Tablet
• Charger
• Data Cable
• 3250 mAh Lithium-Ion Battery (Pre-Installed in Tablet)
• Quick Start Guide
• User Manual

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