Thursday, February 23, 2012 // Woot
Never A Lender Excuse me, but can I borrow that pen for a second? “You mean this aPen A4 Digital Rec Wireless Pen? Sure, pal! Lemme show you how it works! Are you editing a photo or just writing a note?” Actually, I just… ”’Cause it’ll do both, you know. And if you’re editing a […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
Huh. I never knew. I guess it makes sense, when you think about it. Honey, did you know that Blu-ray gets its name from the laser used to extract data being blue? “The simplest answer,” right? I didn’t even know you could have blue lasers! Pretty neat! Internet? No, I just took apart our refurbished […]
Tuesday, November 8, 2011 // Woot
Welcome Back I just couldn’t do it, Ma. We got all the way out to the woods, but I just could put the thing out of its misery. I know we told the boys we were sending the Sony Dash Personal Internet Viewer off to the “Happy Gadget Store,” but when I looked into the […]
Saturday, October 22, 2011 // Woot
Okay, maybe we spoke too soon. Don’t adjust your monitor. You’ve seen this before. Hey hey! Look everybody! It’s a Sony Dash Personal Internet Viewer! Let’s try to keep the rush to line up reasonable, everybody- “Hey, I remember that thing! You came by here trying to sell them before!” What? Well, it’s possible. We […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
The car’s all packed and loaded! This is going to be the best float trip ever! “Honey, did you remember to pick up some kind of air mattress or something for us to float downriver?” I did one better! I got us this Serta Queen Elevated Pillow Top Air Bed! “What? No, honey, we need […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
NOOOOOOOO! Wow. As many times as I’ve seen this scene, I never noticed that Greedo was cutting drywall. I guess that’s the mark of a great work of art: you see something new every time. Well, maybe not every time. I didn’t notice anything new the last time I watched it, or the time before […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
Shouldn’t That Say “Final Generation”? Well, this is it, Flip MinoHD 4GB Camcorder. You got any last words? I… I just want to say thank you to everyone who’s ever stuck up for me in the past, especially all those nice people who have given me such nice reviews. I’m glad I could bring you […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
Don’t tell me it’s pathetic. Finally, I can have that steamy night of passion I always dreamed of. There’s nothing I want more after a hard day’s work than to come home to a hot, steamy night with my love. Of course, since I’m a perpetually single overweight 30-something with a dead-end, menial job, few […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
You Can Go Your Own 2-Way Fans of Doug’s Stereo System are still in shock this morning after it was announced that two members would be leaving the band. In a statement released to the press, the duo cited creative differences with the kind of music Doug’s Stereo System wanted to play. “While we are […]
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 // Woot
NOOOOOOOO! Wow. As many times as I’ve seen this scene, I never noticed that Greedo was cutting drywall. I guess that’s the mark of a great work of art: you see something new every time. Well, maybe not every time. I didn’t notice anything new the last time I watched it, or the time before […]
