Mountain Trails Grand Pass 2-Room 6-7 Person Family Dome Tent – $69.99

Monday, October 3, 2011

Cozy, Affordable 2BR/0BTH! Move-In Ready!

Ah, that McMansion was too much house anyway.

You won’t catch me complaining about the way my life has gone. No, sir. I don’t miss a thing from those days. Not the six-yacht garage, or the edible Jacuzzi, or the way the chef at my favorite restaurant always knew exactly how I liked my steaks done: medium-well with the hooves left on.

And while I enjoyed my old career as a supermodel agent, I’m also way into my current position refurbishing and reconditioning pre-owned shoelaces. Seriously, I could take a discarded shoelace, slap some new plastic around the tips, tighten up the weave a little, and you’d never know it wasn’t brand-new.

OK, I admit I miss the Jacuzzi sometimes. I don’t know what it was made out of, but it was delicious.

But I can’t complain. Not when I’m living in a sleek, airy, modern 2-bedroom place with welded polyethylene floors, shock-corded fiberglass poles, and large mesh roof vents. You can keep your French doors – Dutch doors are the wave of the future, and I’ve got ‘em. If I stand right in the middle of the floor, the top of my head easily clears the ceiling, just like at my old place. My utility bills are nonexistent. And the easy set-up and Stow ‘n’ Go duffel system means the world is my building lot. Yep, one look at my new digs and you can see I’ve landed on my feet.

Speaking of which, how are you fixed for shoelaces?

Warranty: 10 Year Wenzel

Condition: New

Features:

• Spacious enough to sleep up to seven people comfortably, this tent is a great choice for large families and groups
• Boasts an 18-foot-by-10-foot footprint with a 76-inch center height
• Campers have plenty of room to stretch out, stand, or store their gear
• A breeze to set up, with shock-corded fiberglass poles and a pin-and-ring system
• To keep you cool on warm evenings, the tent offers large mesh roof vents and windows for ample cross-ventilation
• You can even divide the Grand Pass into two rooms to enjoy added privacy
• 2 back-to-back “D-style” Dutch doors for easy entry and exit
• A welded polyethylene floor to keep out water
• Mud Mats to help keep the tent clean
• A hooped fly for additional stability and rain protection
• An integrated Stow ‘n’ Go duffel system that simplifies setup, take down, and storage
• Tent stakes and pole packet unrolls with tent – Fold labels for easy take-down with wrap becoming mud mat

Technical Specifications:

• Base: 18’ by 10’
• Center Height: 76 inches
• Interior Space: 170 square feet
• Sleeps: 6-7 people (or more depending on ‘how’ friendly y’all are feeling…)
• Door: 2 D-style
• Windows: Polyester Mesh
• Floor: Welded Polyethylene
• Frame: Shock-Corded Fiberglass

In the box:

• (1) Mountain Trails Grand Pass Family Dome Tent – Model #36446
  – (1) Tent
  – (2) Fiberglass Main Poles
  – (2) Fiberglass Side Poles
  – (1) Fiberglass Fly Pole
  – (1) Room Divider
  – (1) Rain Fly with Attached Guy Ropes
  – (14) Metal Stakes

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