Sunday, March 25, 2012 // Woot
Retraction. It’s come to our attention that a recent episode on the working conditions in Apple factories may not have been accurate. It’s These United States Existences, I’m Ari Slate, and I’m coming to you today to say something that I’ve never had to say before on our program. We recently found out that a […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
An Imposter Among Us! It was nearly three months before Richard’s coworkers realized his iPhone was actually an iPod Touch. Obviously, it didn’t look exactly like an iPhone, but he had played the part so well, holding the Apple 64GB iPod Touch up to his ear and speaking emphatically into it. Only after Maria heard […]
Saturday, March 10, 2012 // Woot
Let’s Not Lose Touch, Okay? They had a big announcement for me, too, once upon a time. Hey, guys! How’s it goin’? You know, I was just thinking about all of you the other day. I said to myself, “Current Generation Apple 8GB iPod Touch, you should get out a little more and maybe get […]
Saturday, December 24, 2011 // Woot
God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman That furry red-and-white coat would look great over a black turtleneck, wouldn’t it? “Tonight’s the night! Are you excited about Jobsmas Eve?” I’m afraid to even ask what that means. “Jobsmas Eve, man! The way I see it, over the next several hundred years, the stature of Steve Jobs will […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
A Little of That Human Touch The store must go on. This is one of those things, you know? I mean, what are we supposed to say? If we talk about it, we’re going to look like we’re trying to cash in on a public figure’s death. And that’s tacky. Who are we, the Sir […]
Sunday, September 4, 2011 // Woot
The Man of Many FaceTimes FaceTime chat on your iPod? Listen, folks, when you’ve got a face like mine, FaceTime is all the time! Like if I’m going out to grab the mail, I’m FaceTiming everyone and every face I see. People, dogs, I even FaceTime the face of my mailbox. My favorite FaceTime is […]
Wednesday, August 17, 2011 // Woot
Butchie’s Visions This iPod touch gone an’ showed me the light, an’ I ain’t talkin’ bout the flashlight app. Now I musta been scrollin’ through the desert of unused apps on my iPod Touch for nearly two days. Y’see, with its 32 gigabytes o’space (rather’n the typical 8), a person could up an’ fill screen […]
Saturday, August 6, 2011 // Woot
Dungeon Master’s Lies Christopher awoke to total darkness and a pounding chloroform headache. The last thing he remembered was one of his gamers, Kevin, standing in front of him and saying, “I’m not sorry for this.” “What is this?” he yelped into the silence. “What’s going on here? I’ll have you know this is SUPPOSED […]
Sunday, June 19, 2011 // Woot
Hey, if it works for the video game guys, we’ll give it a try. The wave of the future is microtransactions! So there we were, sitting around trying to figure out how to spice up this refurbished Current Generation 32GB iPod Touch deal. “What can we do to make this more exciting than just another […]
Friday, June 17, 2011 // Deals
Plus sales tax. Even so, that’s $ 20 less than you’d pay for a handy desktop dock if you walked into an Apple Store. Nice little Father’s Day gift, perhaps? Originally posted at iPad Atlas The Cheapskate
