Wednesday, June 15, 2011 // Woot
Get One For Your Aunt Rosie Remember the immediate reaction everybody had to the name “iPad”? Funny how you don’t hear that anymore. Yes, when Apple rolled out the game-changing, paradigm-shifting device that forever changed the way we annoy our fellow airline passengers, the snickering resounded throughout the land. Tech observers everywhere turned into Beavises […]
Monday, May 30, 2011 // Woot
Here’s The Beef After the iPad, the world needs more tablet computers like it needs more “I’m a Mac”/”I’m a PC” parodies. iPad: Hi. I’m an iPad. Sol: And I’m a little solar-powered pocket calculator. iPad: I’m available refurbished right now on Woot for an unprecedented low price. Sol: I’m available for free when you […]
Sunday, May 22, 2011 // Woot
Now I Know How My Kid Feels When It Doesn’t Snow As Hard As He’d Hoped The problem with living like it’s your last day on Earth is that 99.9% of the time the end of the world doesn’t happen. RINNNNNNG RINNNNNNNNNG RINNNNG… Huh? Wha? HellOW MY HEAD. Ugh. Stupid bartender. Stupid Four Horsemen. Who… […]
Wednesday, May 18, 2011 // Woot
Looks Aren’t That Impor- Actually, On Second Thought… Man, the iPod touch has ruined my whole online-dating strategy. Thanks a lot, FaceTime. I had it all figured out. Post a heavily doctored photo of my somewhat better-looking younger brother to my online dating profiles. Master a mellifluous, articulate writing style that carries no hint of […]
Saturday, April 23, 2011 // Woot
Reason Enough Not To Sure, there are a ton of reasons why you might want an iPod touch, but there are just as many reasons why you wouldn’t. For example: Your boss insists on using FaceTime whenever possible to confirm the use of “sick days”. It’s a lot harder to feign “spastic colon” while at […]
