Wednesday, April 24, 2013 // Woot
“Wow. Nice new tablet.” “Oh thanks! Though, to be honest, it’s not really ‘mine.’” “You’re borrowing it from a friend?” “Not exactly. I’m using the new Tablet2Go service. It’s like Zipcar or Car2Go, but for Android tablets.” “Uh…huh.” “You see, there are Asus Transformer Pad Infinity tablets distributed all over the city. When you need […]
Saturday, April 20, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to answer people when they ask, “Hey, you know that brand Asus? What kinds of stuff do they make?” Don’t use this: as a shirt. it’s a LAPtop, not “a top.” If you owned this, people would say: “That guy certainly isn’t a Mac snob!” Left to its own devices, this: would probably […]
Friday, April 19, 2013 // Woot
“Wow. Nice new tablet.” “Oh thanks! Though, to be honest, it’s not really ‘mine.’” “You’re borrowing it from a friend?” “Not exactly. I’m using the new Tablet2Go service. It’s like Zipcar or Car2Go, but for Android tablets.” “Uh…huh.” “You see, there are Asus Transformer Pad Infinity tablets distributed all over the city. When you need […]
Tuesday, April 16, 2013 // Woot
Use this: if you want a laptop that makes you feel calm. Don’t use this: if you’re looking for “that zen book.” You’re looking for Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, which is something totally different. Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: logging onto the wilderness’s WiFi and […]
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 // Woot
We’re copywriters. We hate admitting when we’re speechless. But that little animation says more about the Asus i5 than words alone ever could. 15.6″ 1366×768 LED display. Intel Core i5-2450M dual-core processor. 750GB hard drive. USB 3.0. For that price, we should all “Dual-Core with it.” Specifications: Processor: Intel Core i5-2450M (2.5GHz) Processor Core: Dual-Core […]
Wednesday, March 6, 2013 // Woot
Use this: for a full on-the-go computing experience, from ignoring your emails to doctoring your expense reports. Don’t use this: by trying to fold it into a truck or something. Wrong Transformer. The experts say: “Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich is the most robust, full-featured, stable, creamy, chocolatey, sinfully decadent… let’s talk later, I’m hungry.” […]
Saturday, March 2, 2013 // Woot
Hi, I’m a Woot writer, and I would like to tell you a little anecdote from my childhood. After that is done, I will try to sell you this tablet, OK? In 8th grade, my friend Matts (aside: “Matts” was his real name — he was of Swedish extraction which, I imagine, plays some role […]
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 // Woot
OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE WOOT FAMILY ABOUT THE RECENT UNAUTHORIZED PHOTOS OF THE ASUS 15.6″ DUAL-CORE LAPTOP: We are greatly distressed by the news that an Italian magazine is considering publishing a set of photos taken while the Asus 15.6″ i5 Dual-Core Laptop was on a private family vacation. This is an unconscionable invasion of […]
Wednesday, February 13, 2013 // Woot
But hey, that’s not a big deal for me. I just want to be able to check in with /r/Hawkwind while I’m sitting where wizard sages sat, if you get my meaning. Okay, fine, yes, I’m talking about the “little progheads room.” What? That’s still not specific enough for you? Well, I’ll just spell it […]
Wednesday, February 6, 2013 // Woot
I’m having a little difficulty making a purchasing decision this morning. I’ve decided that I’m either going to get this Asus 15.6″ i5 Laptop, or a puppy. I can’t have both, so I’ve made a handy little comparison chart to help me decide. Here’s how it’s playing out so far: Asus 15.6″ i5 Laptop […]
