Sunday, April 21, 2013 // Woot
When I was a youngen, my uncle’s borzoi with the the teeth problems done bit me in the ear. Ever since then, I told myself, I ain’t lettin’ another set of blue teeth anywhere in the vicinity of these here hearin’ organs ‘pon my head. And I never had a problem fulfillin’ said promise… until […]
Sunday, April 21, 2013 // Woot
Hey hey! This thing has a product video, which means it’s time for a Tech.Woot Watch-Along! 00:01 OOoooooOOOooo! I love the Razr. 00:03 Ah. 00:07 And a polite, “Hello, how do you do” to YOU, sir. 00:09 You realize a 23″ computer monitor is only “the big screen” relative to a smartphone, right? 00:14 Not […]
Saturday, April 6, 2013 // Woot
Specifications: Speakers: 30mm drivers Frequency Response: 20Hz – 15KHz Inputs/Connections: 3.5mm headphone jack, Power via microUSB Battery Life: Up to 9hrs playback/talk time Power: 100 ~ 240V Certifications: SRS WOW HD, Bluetooth Compliances: UL, FCC, IC, BQB Dimensions: 7.8″(W) x 3.6″(H) x 8.3″(D) Weight: 0.28 lbs In the box: VIZIO XVTHB100 Bluetooth Headphones Woot
Monday, April 1, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to feel just as tough as those grizzled Tools.Woot shoppers. Don’t use this: if you are a mother, or we won’t be able to claim that “THIS AIN’T YO MOMMA’S PORTABLE BLUETOOTH SPEAKER!” Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: depending on its gruff-but-world-wise brand of leadership. In […]
Thursday, March 28, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to alert you when you stray too far from your phone, or to help you find your keys (or whatever else you attach it to), or to contact 911 in an emergency, or as a glowing disc of power. Don’t use this: for anything else. Jeez, aren’t all those uses up there enough […]
Saturday, March 23, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to avoid getting tangled in wires and falling face-first into a tub of molasses. Don’t use this: to look “futuristic.” The future has NEVER turned out the way people predicted (Epcot Center, anyone?) A real Amazon review of this product states that: “These headphones look very modern and cool. Unfortunately, they also have […]
Wednesday, March 20, 2013 // Woot
Specifications: Speakers: 30mm drivers Frequency Response: 20Hz – 15KHz Inputs/Connections: 3.5mm headphone jack, Power via microUSB Battery Life: Up to 6hrs playback/talk time Power: 100 ~ 240V Certifications: SRS WOW HD, Bluetooth Compliances: UL, FCC, IC, BQB Dimensions: 7.8″(W) x 3.6″(H) x 8.3″(D) Weight: 0.28 lbs In the box: VIZIO XVTHB100 Bluetooth Headphones Woot
Sunday, March 17, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to listen to the pre-recorded sounds of you working out while you work out for that authentic working-out aural experience. Don’t use this: if you cherish the feeling of a tangled earbud cord. A real Amazon review of this product states that: “I don’t usually bother writing reviews because…well, I don’t really care […]
Tuesday, March 12, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to share stuff without ever touching another person! Don’t use this: to replace the tooth that got knocked out. It won’t fit. The only way to make this better would be: if it said, “Hello Moto!” when you plugged it in. C’mon, we’re not the only ones who miss that, right? This just […]
Thursday, March 7, 2013 // Woot
You guys just don’t understand how much pressure I’m under. You tell one good joke at the office party, and all of a sudden you’re the funny guy. Everyone’s all, “Oh, you need a snappy comeback? Ask Chad.” Or “Want to add some witty banter to that presentation? Chad’s your man.” But no, I’m not. […]
