PYLE Marine-Grade Bluetooth Speaker

Monday, April 1, 2013

Use this: to feel just as tough as those grizzled Tools.Woot shoppers.

Don’t use this: if you are a mother, or we won’t be able to claim that “THIS AIN’T YO MOMMA’S PORTABLE BLUETOOTH SPEAKER!”

Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: depending on its gruff-but-world-wise brand of leadership.

In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: whimper pathetically when you leave the house without it. We’ve trained it pretty well.

Left unattended in an airport, this item would be mistaken for: A BOMB! IT’S A BOMB, PEOPLE! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

This just posted on Facebook: “Hey everybody sorry to spam your news feeds again but I just wanted to let you all know that I’ll be playing this afternoon in Prospect Park. It will be a small thing — just a few friends having a picnic, but there’s no cover and it should be a good time so stop by if you can. Much love.”

• Marine Grade water-proof & shock resistant design
• Works with virtually any Bluetooth enabled device (Smartphone, Tablet, PC, MP3 player, etc)
• Range: Up to 33 feet
• Built-in rechargeable battery
• Easy push button controls
• Outstanding bass output
• Frequency Response: 60 – 20,000Hz
• Impedance: 4 Ohm
• Battery: Lithium 1400mA
• Metal hook loop for easy attachment to carabiner, chain or wire
• Dedicated Stereo speakers for Lows and High/Mids on both sides
• Dimensions: 8.5″(L) x 2.75″(W) x 2.75″(D)
• Weight: 1.5 lbs

In the box:

• PYLE Home PWPBT60 Rugged and Waterproof Marine Grade Hanging Bluetooth Speaker

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