VIZIO Bluetooth Headphones
Saturday, March 23, 2013
Use this: to avoid getting tangled in wires and falling face-first into a tub of molasses.
Don’t use this: to look “futuristic.” The future has NEVER turned out the way people predicted (Epcot Center, anyone?)
A real Amazon review of this product states that: “These headphones look very modern and cool. Unfortunately, they also have to go on your head.”
In 99.9% of uses, this doesn’t: fill your ears with brainwashing pro-VIZEO propaganda.
Rejected Names for this Product Include: “I, Lobot,” “VIZIO a VIZIO,” “A Gift For Your Stepbrother.”
The experts say: that there are a lot of products out there that need to be reviewed, OK? They’ll get to this one eventually.
| Specifications: | |
|---|---|
| Speakers: | 30mm drivers |
| Frequency Response: | 20Hz – 15KHz |
| Inputs/Connections: | 3.5mm headphone jack, Power via microUSB |
| Battery Life: | Up to 9hrs playback/talk time |
| Power: | 100 ~ 240V |
| Certifications: | SRS WOW HD, Bluetooth |
| Compliances: | UL, FCC, IC, BQB |
| Dimensions: | 7.8″(W) x 3.6″(H) x 8.3″(D) |
| Weight: | 0.28 lbs |
In the box:
- VIZIO XVTHB100 Bluetooth Headphones
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