Friday, October 26, 2012 // Woot
INT: A modern suburban home. Two kids are at their computer, sighing. It’s so boring! So two-dimensional! Outside, their father is walking toward the door, carrying a Samsung 3D Blu-ray Player. He’s smiling with excitement, and can’t wait to change the lives of his children. Let’s watch! DAD: Say, kids! What are you doing on […]
Thursday, October 4, 2012 // Woot
Have you seen how many people have YouTube channels just dedicated to videos of them playing video games? There’s at least five that I know of. I want in on that action! That’s why I got this HP 17.3″ Quad-Core Laptop with Blu-ray player I’m gonna set up a way to record all my Steam […]
Wednesday, September 19, 2012 // Woot
You: a consumer. Me: Woot writer. Together, we can conquer this thing. We’re both tired of these HP Quad-Core i7 Desktops: you don’t want to see them anymore and I don’t want to write them. Well, there’s only two things we need to get them off the screen: a credit card and a shipping address. […]
Friday, August 24, 2012 // Woot
Okay, just to be clear: we had a little bit of a mix-up, so some of these are HP Gaming Desktops – as in HP desktops with appropriate specs to allow for maximum game-playing – and some of the are HP Gaming Desktops – as in, desktops that are built specifically to game the system. […]
Friday, August 10, 2012 // Woot
Oh man, there’s nothing like the open road on my Yamaha. I mean, watching the open road on my Yamaha 5.1 Channel Receiver with Blu-ray. Yeah, that’s the life, man. Just me and the pavement I’m watching on some show about bikers or motorcycles or something on my TV connected to the receiver. It doesn’t […]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
SWM seeks HP with AMD and HD LED She looked good on paper. But you just never know if you’re gonna have that spark. Let’s just say I was more than pleasantly surprised. I’ve been shopping lots of times. Taken a lot of laptops for a spin, if you know what I mean. But the […]
Sunday, May 20, 2012 // Woot
Looking For Mr. Goodbook If laptops could speed-date, this is the one that would be going home with all the phone numbers at the end of the night. “So, uh, hi. I’ve never done this before. Kinda weird. Ninety seconds to get to know someone, it’s pretty crazy-” Well, I have done this before, and […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
SWM seeks HP with AMD and HD LED She looked good on paper. But you just never know if you’re gonna have that spark. Let’s just say I was more than pleasantly surprised. I’ve been shopping lots of times. Taken a lot of laptops for a spin, if you know what I mean. But the […]
Monday, March 19, 2012 // Woot
Sir? Sir I’m going to have to ask you to put that away. Sir, FAA regulations prohibit the use of electronic devices during takeoff and landing. “If you don’t mind, I’m trying to distract myself from the upcoming six hours of hell-in-a-tube by watching a movie on my HP Dual-Core Notebook with Blu-ray.” “Sir, that’s […]
Friday, February 24, 2012 // Woot
Where’s HP? There may be an HP laptop in your midst RIGHT NOW! Follow our four easy steps and everyone can know for sure. Sure, this HP is packing an AMD A6-3400M 1.4GHz quad-core processor and 8GB worth of DDR3 memory for multi-tasking power, but with its understated design, you’d have no idea just looking […]
