Sunday, November 18, 2012 // Woot
“-and that’s why,” said Ryan, looking back at Jessica for confirmation, “That’s why we believe that little Bristol simply won’t grow up to be the kind of three year old who plays with toy food.” The young man behind the counter stared blankly. “Are you planning to order now, sir?” EARLIER THAT DAY: Jessica and […]
Friday, November 16, 2012 // Woot
Getting Ella to go to bed was usually quite a challenge. But all this week, she had scarfed down her dinner, excused herself from the table and announced that she was “tired” and was “turning in for the night.” Michelle and Tim thought it was strange that she wanted to go to bed before 7:00. […]
Thursday, November 15, 2012 // Woot
What has this world come to? You rob one measly little bank and accidentally run over a grandma in your getaway car, and they put you away for 20 years? I know! Ridic. She’s totally fine. Better off, if you ask me. I saw her at Old Country Buffet last week. She has one of […]
Friday, November 9, 2012 // Woot
Ella was desperately trying to get Michelle’s attention. This had been going on for about 15 minutes now, and Michelle was doing her best to ignore her and just get the shopping done. “Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mom. Mommy. Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy.” Finally Michelle snapped. “Ella! Mommy is trying to find these […]
Wednesday, October 31, 2012 // Woot
“Who’s there?” asked the young girl, peeping over her Lap Desk and Diary. “Wh-what do you want?” But there was no answer from the sinister darkness. No answer… but sinsterousity. Olivia sighed and crumpled up yet another piece of paper. She could feel scary. Why couldn’t she write scary? “Dad!” she called out, tapping her […]
Tuesday, October 23, 2012 // Woot
Compatible Hardware and Software: Windows and Mac support – access your Slingbox via a high-speed Internet-connected Windows or Mac laptop or desktop iPad, Android, and Kindle Fire Tablet support – access your Slingbox via cellular data network (3G/4G) or Wi-Fi (tablet accessibility requires additional download purchase) iPhone, Android, Windows Phone 7, and many other legacy […]
Monday, October 22, 2012 // Woot
“Dad,” said Ella, straightening her corsage. “I swear to you that if you tell the story I can see you’re about to tell, I’ll find my Melissa & Doug Wooden Food and beat you to death with the six slice toy cake.” “You’ll protect me, won’t you, Edward?” asked Tim, walking in with the family […]
Wednesday, October 17, 2012 // Woot
– Yes, hi, I’m Alex, I called ahead about the Sesame Street Read and Sing Bundle? – Oh, of course, of course, sir. Please, I’ve gathered it all for you back at the counter. – Now, before I pay for these Sesame Street books, I just want to double-check everything. I brought my list, do […]
Saturday, October 6, 2012 // Woot
Okay, so it’s a paddle board, right? But one that you blow up! You know, like bubble gum. Except it’s really rigid, thanks to thousands of vertically oriented strands of identical length that connect the top deck to the bottom. So it’s kind of like bubble gum that’s super firm and doesn’t pop. Which, if […]
Monday, October 1, 2012 // Woot
“At the train wash! Scrubbin’ at the train wash, yeah!” Dad, can we sing a different song? “At the train wash! Scrubbin’ at the train wash, yeah!” Tim, I’m also getting a little sick of that song. “At the train wash! Scrubbing at the train wash, yeah!” Dad, OMG, seriously. If you’re at the point […]
