Friday, February 24, 2012 // Woot
Hide This Person With settings specifically for photos of food, pets, and the beach, you can annoy your Facebook friends like never before. At first I didn’t understand all the hostile comments. “Thanks, I REALLY care about what you have for dinner EVERY SINGLE DAY,” said one college classmate under a photo of my delicious […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
Now Or Never College freshmen: it’s going to be your first real Spring Break. Don’t just use your iPhone. Look, we’re not going to lie to you: this might actually BE the best time of your life. You’ve just left your parents behind, you’re still not having to face true responsibility, and despite what your […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
We All Gotta Grow I’m the kind of guy, when I say something, I mean it. So I’ll never own a digital camera. I can still remember it like it was yesterday. I was sitting at my friend Tommy’s house, playing Super Nintendo, and he said something about a camera that used a computer instead […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
Okay, just relax. If it makes you feel any better, this is MY first boudoir photography shoot, too. Okay, just bend your arm. “Like this?” Mmm hmm. And then arch your back… “This good?” Yeah. Perfect. Now give me a winsome look. “Winsome?” Yeah. Attractive. Subtle. Sexy, even. “How ‘bout this?” Perfect. Wow, oh this […]
Sunday, February 12, 2012 // Woot
Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall When you’ve taken your own picture as many times as I have, sometimes you can’t remember which restroom is which. I don’t wear these cute outfits just so that I can wait for other people to take my photo and post it to my wall on Facebook, you know. My […]
Sunday, November 13, 2011 // Woot
Eye of the Beholder Look, you can keep ignoring me, but these pictures of me and my dog dressed as He-man and Battle Cat aren’t going anywhere. You didn’t invite me to your Halloween party, and yes, that upset me. But not enough to keep me from making a totally killer super-duo costume set for […]
Saturday, November 5, 2011 // Woot
Consolation Prize Tsk, I’m sorry, Brian. This relationship just isn’t working out, but that doesn’t mean you’re going home empty-handed. Johnny, tell him what he’s won! Well, Julie, even though Brian failed at winning your heart over the past seven months, he’ll still be able to enjoy this collection of DVDs he left over at […]
Thursday, October 13, 2011 // Woot
Catch A Weave Once the world sees this video, they’ll know how hard I worked for that degree in Underwater Basket-Weaving. I, for one, am sick and tired of people dismissing my major – nay, my calling – as some kind of joke. They’ll be laughing out the other side of their rattan plaits when […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
You Don’t REALLY Want A Better Camera, Do You? Yes, you can get better cameras. But do you really want to learn how to use one? You’re not some overpaid pro with hours to kill. You can’t afford to hire some Russian model to sit there and drink mineral water as you figure things out. […]
Sunday, October 9, 2011 // Woot
Next Slide No, there is no typo on the Evite. I would like you all to join me for a slideshow of my slideshow of my vacation. Hi All, I just wanted to clarify something since there seems to be some confusion. When I said in the Evite that you should come over to “look […]
