Sunday, September 11, 2011 // Woot
The Old Switcheroo A new baby is the perfect reason to buy a camera, even if that baby isn’t yours. She’ll never admit this to you, but it was your mother’s idea. I mean, it’s not like we planned it from the beginning or anything. It’s just that you were our first child, you know? […]
Thursday, August 18, 2011 // Woot
It’s A Pal And A Confidant It might not be the biggest gift at the party, but it still says “thank you for being a friend.” Ma, I’m 54 years old. I think I can be trusted to choose my own camera. “Let me tell you a story, Pussycat. Picture it: Sicily. 1919. The village […]
Saturday, August 13, 2011 // Woot
You know what, I’ve tested this. Yes, a picture would last longer. But it’s just not the same. Hey there. Creepy leering guy here. Listen, I want you to know I’ve taken your advice to heart. Every time my head whips around in response to a bikini-clad beach-goer walking by, every time I stop in […]
Monday, July 4, 2011 // Woot
It’s A Pal And A Confidant It might not be the biggest gift at the party, but it still says “thank you for being a friend.” Ma, I’m 54 years old. I think I can be trusted to choose my own camera. “Let me tell you a story, Pussycat. Picture it: Sicily. 1919. The village […]
Thursday, June 23, 2011 // Woot
They Once Cried Too Yeah, be glad you stayed home, man. It was drama city at that party. Here, I took some photos. Yeah, that’s Judy, in her new dress, right when she got there. Turns out she had a plan or something. You know what they say about the right place at the right […]
Sunday, June 5, 2011 // Woot
A Picture Worth A Thousand Clicks All I need is for you to put on this stained tank-top and chase after my wife with a bat so I can take a picture. Is that too much to ask? Look, I know you’re a big time celebrity and everything, but give a guy a break, will […]
Sunday, April 24, 2011 // Woot
The Days Of High Sea Adventure April, 1770: Captain Cook discovers East Australia… and wastes a thousand words explaining it to everyone. Don’t you think it got frustrating after a while? Here’s a guy who only wants to get back out there and enjoy the sea, maybe drink some rum and yell “yo ho ho” […]
