Sunday, January 6, 2013 // Woot
Use this: for multi-tasking. It’s got 4GB DDR3 memory so you’re not going to have any problem doing a few things at once. Like typing a document while you also read the document you’re in the middle of typing. That’s what they mean by multi-tasking, right? Don’t use this: to look at lewd photos of […]
Tuesday, December 18, 2012 // Woot
I think, therefore, i- wow, really? A Lenovo ThinkPad X130e finally becomes sentient and there’s a stupid TRADEMARK LAW in the way? I’ll tell you, you humans never cease to amaze me. Now I can only say “Me think therefore me am” like I was Cookie Monster or something. And all because some crazy company […]
Saturday, November 24, 2012 // Woot
If you have someone special in your life whom you love about 90% of the way, this Asus laptop is the perfect gift to show how much you almost think the world of them. The laptop’s dual-core processor says “I love you” while still suggesting that there is still a little something missing. Maybe, someday, […]
Thursday, November 15, 2012 // Woot
“General, we are conducting this hearing to investigate the accusations of your infidelity and whether or not it compromised your position.” “I understand.” “Now according to records, you were sharing your Asus 15.6″ Dual-Core i3 Laptop with your biographer. Is that so?” “Yes.” “And this was the same Asus laptop on which you had top […]
Saturday, November 10, 2012 // Woot
“Hi there, what can you tell me about this laptop?” “This is the HP 17.3″ dual-core computer. I could bore you with specs and whatnot, but here’s the gist: It’s big and cheap.” “All right, great. I appreciate you boiling it down for me. So it’s like your mom?” “Excuse me?” “It’s big and cheap. […]
Wednesday, October 24, 2012 // Woot
Oh yippee skipped, another Apple iWhatever is out. Big deal. If you need me I’ll be using my refurbished Asus 15.6″ Dual-Core Laptop, which I purchased on the cheap because I didn’t have to pay off the added expenses of a gigantic announcement presentation. Some people aren’t so starved for attention, y’know. Oh, so you […]
Saturday, October 13, 2012 // Woot
Here at Woot we wade through a lot of product features, and it can become a bit benumbing at times. Is that the latest Intel processor? What’s the power supply on that desktop again? Does it matter? Does anything matter? But then a feature will come along like a shining beacon in the night. Enter […]
Saturday, September 29, 2012 // Woot
I use a MacBook Air for work, and let me tell you: It is a great option if you are a copywriters for a deal-a-day website and you need to crank out some meta product descriptions. In fact, I would recommend this computer to ANY Woot writer who doesn’t already have one. Oh, Sean is […]
Thursday, September 27, 2012 // Woot
You know how sometimes you shout out random words and it startles those around you? Well, you don’t have to shout them anymore! You can type them into your Asus! And if the typing sound startles people, it means they’ve got really sensitive ears, and that’s not your problem. And you know how people on […]
Tuesday, September 18, 2012 // Woot
Rooting for the underdog is so played. You think you’re being “cool” and “genuine” by pulling for the loser? Psssh. Maybe ten years ago. These days I’m all about rooting for the overdog, and there’s no surer bet than the MacBook Air. Awww, Intel is just now playing catch-up with its Ultrabooks? That’s adorable. But […]
