HP 15.6″ Dual-Core i5 EliteBook
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Use this: for multi-tasking. It’s got 4GB DDR3 memory so you’re not going to have any problem doing a few things at once. Like typing a document while you also read the document you’re in the middle of typing. That’s what they mean by multi-tasking, right?
Don’t use this: to look at lewd photos of other laptops on the internet. HPs are known to be jealous computers.
Lost in the wilderness with only this product, you could survive by: logging onto one of the wilderness’s many wireless networks and sending an email to one of your outdoorsy friends to come rescue you.
The genie living inside this item is named: ATI FirePro M5950 Mobility Professional Grafix, not to be confused with the ATI FirePro M5950 Mobility Professional Graphics. I know! So weird that they both live in the same computer, right?!
The experts say: that being able to use your computer where you want whenever you want leads to dependency issues. We emailed the experts and asked them what they meant by that, but they haven’t gotten back to us. And it’s been nearly six minutes. WHAT’S THE HOLD-UP EXPERTS?!?!?!? ARE YOU MAD AT US??!?!?!?!
| Specifications: | |
|---|---|
| Processor: | Intel Core i5-2450M (2.5GHz) |
| Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
| Screen Size: | 15.6″ |
| Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
| Resolution: | 1600 x 900 |
| Display Type: | LED-backlit WVA HD+ Anti-Glare |
| Graphics: | ATI FirePro M5950 Mobility Professional Graphics (1GB dedicated GDDR5) |
| Memory: | 4GB DDR3 (expandable to 16GB) |
| Memory Slots: | 2 |
| Hard Drive: | 500GB SATA (7200rpm) |
| Optical Drive: | SuperMulti DVD?RW DL |
| Network: | 10/100/1000Mbps Base-T |
| Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
| Bluetooth: | 2.1+EDR |
| Card Reader: |
Digital Media Card Reader (SD, MMC) Smart Card Reader |
| Expansion Slot: | Express Card/54 |
| Battery: | 8-Cell Lithium-Ion |
| Speakers: | Stereo |
| Sound: | SRS Premium Sound |
| Webcam: | HD Webcam |
| Microphone: | Dual Array |
| Keyboard: | Spill-Resistant with Numeric Keypad and Drain |
| Pointing Device: | Touchpad with Two-Way Scroll Gestures and Pointstick |
| I/O Ports: | |
|---|---|
| DisplayPort: | 1 |
| eSATA/USB 2.0 Combo: | 1 |
| USB 3.0: | 2 |
| USB 2.0: | 2 (1 charging) |
| VGA: | 1 |
| IEEE 1394a: | 1 |
| RJ-11: | 1 |
| RJ-45: | 1 |
| Docking Connector: | 1 |
| Secondary Battery Connector: | 1 |
| Stereo Microphone-in: | 1 |
| Stereo Headphone-out: | 1 |
| Operating System: | |
|---|---|
| Genuine Windows 7 Professional 64-bit |
| Security: | |
|---|---|
|
Security lock slot HP Fingerprint Sensor |
| Power: | |
|---|---|
|
120W Smart AC Adapter 8-Cell 75WHr Lithium-Ion Battery |
| Dimensions: | |
|---|---|
| 15″(W) x 1.36″(H) x 10.1″(D) |
| Weight: | |
|---|---|
| 6.69 lbs |
In the box:
- HP EliteBook 8560w XU082UTR Dual-Core i5 Notebook with 15.6″ LED WVA HD+ Display
- 8-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
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