Saturday, September 15, 2012 // Woot
June 1st, 2012 I got my HP Pavilion Dual-Core Desktop from Woot today! I’m super excited to get it out of the box and start using it. June 2nd, 2012 While I was setting up my HP desktop, the computer tower fell onto my ankle and sort of…trapped me. I’m having a heck of a […]
Saturday, September 8, 2012 // Woot
Rooting for the underdog is so played. You think you’re being “cool” and “genuine” by pulling for the loser? Psssh. Maybe ten years ago. These days I’m all about rooting for the overdog, and there’s no surer bet than the MacBook Air. Awww, Intel is just now playing catch-up with its Ultrabooks? That’s adorable. But […]
Sunday, September 2, 2012 // Woot
You want chocolate ice cream. So, you get in your car and drive all the way to the ice cream shop (or ice cream shoppe, if it’s a little fancy [or micro-creamery if it’s too fancy for its own good]), only to find that they don’t have any chocolate today. Instead, they have this other […]
Friday, August 31, 2012 // Woot
“Mom! I need a new laptop!” “What? What happened to the refurbished Asus 15.6″ AMD Dual-Core Laptop I just bought you?” “I washed it.” “You washed it? Why would you wash a laptop?” “It was an accident.” “Jake, you haven’t willingly washed anything in the 19 years you’ve been alive. How would you even be […]
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 // Woot
You might have noticed that we sell quite a few HP desktops. Well, after a while, it gets tough to keep coming up with ideas to write about them. That’s why we decided to outsource a few to creative writing MFA students (hey, if it works for James Frey, it can work for us, right?). […]
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 // Woot
Roger, it’s happening! Woot’s selling another HP desktop! Time to take another drink of your beer! “Oh man, do I have to?” What? C’mon! This is fun and hilarious! “No, Chris. It’s not. It was a funny idea, but we didn’t think it through, so let’s just drop it.” Oh yeah? What did we possibly […]
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 // Woot
You might have noticed that we sell quite a few HP desktops. Well, after a while, it gets tough to keep coming up with ideas to write about them. That’s why we decided to outsource a few to creative writing MFA students (hey, if it works for James Frey, it can work for us, right?). […]
Friday, August 17, 2012 // Woot
Honey, look. I love you. I do. And I’m fine with us, with this, with our relationship and its current level of awesomeness. I’m just saying that there are things we should look forward to discovering about each other, but at a later date. So look, I appreciate you and I appreciate you taking an […]
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 // Woot
For example, see that purple and yellow guy? That’s the biggest troll in the ocean. He comes in here and chases all the little fish around into a frenzy, and then hides in the coral and watches them fight. Once you know his tactics, it’s not hard to see him in action. Oh, but of […]
Monday, July 30, 2012 // Woot
You might have noticed that we sell quite a few HP desktops. Well, after a while, it gets tough to keep coming up with ideas to write about them. That’s why we decided to outsource a few to creative writing MFA students (hey, if it works for James Frey, it can work for us, right?). […]
