Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
SWM seeks HP with AMD and HD LED She looked good on paper. But you just never know if you’re gonna have that spark. Let’s just say I was more than pleasantly surprised. I’ve been shopping lots of times. Taken a lot of laptops for a spin, if you know what I mean. But the […]
Sunday, May 20, 2012 // Woot
Looking For Mr. Goodbook If laptops could speed-date, this is the one that would be going home with all the phone numbers at the end of the night. “So, uh, hi. I’ve never done this before. Kinda weird. Ninety seconds to get to know someone, it’s pretty crazy-” Well, I have done this before, and […]
Sunday, April 29, 2012 // Woot
In My Day You kids today have no idea what technology was like back then. We didn’t have any of this AMD Fusion E-Series Dual-Core processor with 3GB DDR3 memory multitasking power nonsense. And we sure as heck didn’t have integrated ATI Radeon HD graphics. We had Oregon Trail on an orange screen. And let […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
SWM seeks HP with AMD and HD LED She looked good on paper. But you just never know if you’re gonna have that spark. Let’s just say I was more than pleasantly surprised. I’ve been shopping lots of times. Taken a lot of laptops for a spin, if you know what I mean. But the […]
Friday, April 13, 2012 // Woot
I think it’s been an unmitigated success! Mr. Stuedtman? You can wake up now. The operation was a success. “Mmhmm. Mrr. So…groggy. Where am I?” “You’re in the hospital, Mr. Stuedtman, recovering. You had an operation. Remember?” “Mhrmmm, sort of. I feel weird. Different.” “Yes, we successfully removed your sternum and replaced it with a […]
Friday, March 30, 2012 // Woot
Day 1702. Journal Update: Running out of food. Morale low. Dell Notebook still pretty awesome. It’s been almost five years since the event. It was incredible how quickly things fell apart. Media outlets went black within a few days, there were reports of- Oh, why am I typing this again? I’ve typed it hundreds of […]
Monday, March 19, 2012 // Woot
Sir? Sir I’m going to have to ask you to put that away. Sir, FAA regulations prohibit the use of electronic devices during takeoff and landing. “If you don’t mind, I’m trying to distract myself from the upcoming six hours of hell-in-a-tube by watching a movie on my HP Dual-Core Notebook with Blu-ray.” “Sir, that’s […]
Sunday, February 19, 2012 // Woot
All right, roll for initiative! Kyle, put down your laptop and focus on the tabletop RPG at hand. Okay, you guys encounter a Gelatinous Cube. “Seriously?” “That’s like, one of the stereotypically-lamest D&D monsters ever.” Yeah? Well you can say that to its face now that it’s in front of you and menacing the party. […]
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 // Woot
You Did The Best You Could This Lenovo Intel Dual-Core Laptop with 15.6” LED Display? It’s dedicated to all those who never got their shot. Andy Rendich. CEO of Qwikster for about a week. You didn’t ask for the media frenzy. You just woke up and came into the office one morning to find out […]
Thursday, October 13, 2011 // Woot
You Did The Best You Could This Lenovo Intel Dual-Core Laptop with 15.6” LED Display? It’s dedicated to all those who never got their shot. Andy Rendich. CEO of Qwikster for about a week. You didn’t ask for the media frenzy. You just woke up and came into the office one morning to find out […]
