Sony Dual-Core Laptop w/ Blu-ray – $499.99
Sunday, February 19, 2012
All right, roll for initiative!
Kyle, put down your laptop and focus on the tabletop RPG at hand.
Okay, you guys encounter a Gelatinous Cube.
“Seriously?”
“That’s like, one of the stereotypically-lamest D&D monsters ever.”
Yeah? Well you can say that to its face now that it’s in front of you and menacing the party. Kyle? Your move.
“Hang on a sec.”
“Dude, stop looking at your computer.”
“I’m trying to look up the saving throws!”
I have them. I have all of that. That’s why I’m the DM. I have the lists, I have the knowledge, I know all.
“Why do you even need to know the saving throws right now, anyway? You’re attacking.”
“He’s just trying to show off his refurbished Sony Dual-Core Laptop with Blu-ray.”
“Whatever, you’re just jealous ‘cause you don’t have a Blu-ray drive for HD movies, HDMI output, and a 15.5” display.”
Will you just roll already?
“I need to know what the saves are-”
THE SAVES ARE IRRELEVANT! YOU’RE A FIGHTER. YOU HAVE LITERALLY NOTHING THAT WOULD CAUSE A GELATINOUS CUBE TO MAKE A SAVING THROW, AND SINCE YOU ARE ATTACKING THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO MAKE YOU HAVE TO ROLL A SAVING THROW. YOU CAN ONLY ATTACK. SO SAY YOU’RE GOING TO ATTACK AND ROLL, DAMMIT!
“I just want to know for later!”
“ROLL!”
Fine, fine! I roll a six!
You miss. The Gelatinous Cube absorbs your sword, sucks your body into itself, and dissolves the flesh from your bones.
“Don’t I get to roll a save against that?”
NO!
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty
Warranty: 90 Day Sony
Condition: Refurbished
Features:
- Enjoy the powerful performance of an Intel® Core™ 2 Duo T6600 processor (2.20GHz ) with Intel® Dual-Core processor technology and 4GB of system memory
- Fall in love with your favorite movies all over again with an extra-wide, theater inspired 15.5” (1366×768) display using energy-efficient LCD technology
- Store your favorite multimedia, important documents, and cherished family photos on the roomy 320GB Serial ATA hard disk drive
- Blu-ray Disc™ optical drive lets you playback HD movies in crystal-clear resolution
- HDMI™ output delivers video and audio to external sources via a single cable so you can enjoy HD entertainment on your compatible big screen TV without a myriad of extra cables (cable not included)
- Enjoying your media has never been more fun with the uniquely smart and easy-to-use Sony® Creativity Suite. Get instantly organized with smart sorting features, create personal masterpieces with easy-to-use creative tools and rediscover forgotten music and memories with breakthrough technology that recommends content based on your unique listening and viewing habits
- Stay connected to friends and family with real-time video conferencing using the integrated MOTION EYE® camera and microphone with facetracking technology
| Specifications: | |
| Processor: | Intel® Core™ 2 Duo T6600 (2.2GHz) |
| Processor Core: | Dual-Core |
| Display Type: | Energy-Efficient LCD |
| Screen Size: | 15.5″ |
| Aspect Ratio: | 16:9 |
| Resolution: | 1366 x 768 |
| Graphics: | Intel GMA HD (Up to 1759MB) |
| Memory: | 4GB DDR2 (max 8GB) |
| Hard Drive: | 320GB SATA (5400rpm) |
| Optical Drive: | Blu-ray ROM DVD±RW |
| Network: | 10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet |
| Wireless: | 802.11b/g/n |
| Card Reader: | One Memory Stick PRO™ (Standard / Duo) Media Slot with MagicGate® Functionality |
| Battery: | 6-Cell Lithium-Ion |
| Audio: | Intel HD Audio |
| Keyboard: | QWERTY, 86 Keys with 2mm Stroke & 19.05mm Pitch |
| Pointing Device: | Electro-Static Touch Pad |
| Webcam: | MOTION EYE® with Face-Tracking Technology |
| Microphone: | Integrated |
| I/O Ports: | |
| USB 2.0: | 3 |
| HDMI: | 1 |
| VGA: | 1 |
| RJ-45: | 1 |
| i.LINK® Connection: | 1 (4pin) |
| Microphone-in: | 1 |
| Headphone-out: | 1 |
| Operating System: | |
| Genuine Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit |
| Dimensions: | |
| 14.6″(W) x 1.2″(H) x 9.8″(D) |
| Weight: | |
| 6.0 lbs |
In the box:
- Sony VAIO VGN-NW350F Laptop
- 6-Cell Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC Adapter
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