Thursday, August 4, 2011 // Woot
If Dyson Could Talk That clear debris bin holds more than dust, dander, dirt, crumbs, and pet hair. It holds… secrets. “Still not ready to talk, eh, Dyson? Well, I can do this all night. Mark my words: you will not leave these four walls until you tell us where you hid the stolen gold […]
Sunday, July 24, 2011 // Woot
Animal Attraction “Now you just lay back and let me take you to- uh, what is this tattoo on your chest? Is that a vacuum cleaner?” No. No, it’s not. Now, uh, where were we? I think you were about to- “Oh my God. It’s totally a vacuum cleaner.” Well, OK, but it’s not just […]
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 // Woot
One Is The Loneliest Number That You’ll Ever Vacuum Yes, you only get one Dyson DC28 Animal. Two-for-Tuesday fans, we’re sorry. Clean-house fans, you’re welcome. The Dyson DC28 is not a social Animal, as you’ve noticed if you came here expecting our usual Two-For-Tuesday action. We’re not completely retiring the concept, but cut us some […]
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 // Woot
Dysteria Look, if we’re going to pour some sugar on each other, let’s get the vacuum ready now. An easy ride, over carpeted ground Mini turbine head, gets the pet hair out We are the dirty ones, on our filthy floors For a whole lifetime – how long the filter’s good for I clean for […]
Wednesday, June 1, 2011 // Woot
In Plain Upright Just like this vacuum, turning state’s evidence can totally suck. First of all, I just want to tell you how much I admire your bravery. Betraying the city’s biggest crime boss, turning over all of his secret documents, revealing the locations of all his criminal operations, agreeing to testify against him in […]
Wednesday, June 1, 2011 // Woot
In Plain Upright Just like this vacuum, turning state’s evidence can totally suck. First of all, I just want to tell you how much I admire your bravery. Betraying the city’s biggest crime boss, turning over all of his secret documents, revealing the locations of all his criminal operations, agreeing to testify against him in […]
Sunday, April 17, 2011 // Woot
Also Good For Summer, Fall, And Winter Cleaning People would be a lot more into Spring Cleaning if there were a mascot and some sweets involved. Christmas has Santa and cookies. Easter has the Bunny and chocolate. Halloween has jack-o-lanterns and caramel apples, not to mention every candy imaginable. You know what Spring Cleaning has? […]
