Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
Na na na na, NA na na naaaaaa…SCIENCE COPS! Tonight, SCIENCE COPS use TECHNOLOGY to SOLVE the CASE! OPENING CREDITS: a flashy MONTAGE of CITY STREETS, flyovers of SKYSCRAPERS, and gratuitous scenes of SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN. A focus-grouped ‘70S ROCK ANTHEM blares. We see CLOSE-UPS of each star in descending order of fame with their […]
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 // Woot
This One’s For You, Dad You’re not one of those people who can just be happy with a few rounds of Tetris. You look back at the early 80s and wonder how they survived. All those games, designed to play for a few minutes, and then… what? They just walk away? It must have been […]
Tuesday, November 8, 2011 // Woot
Like A Little Desk Tank Maybe you can’t tell by the photo, but trust us. the front of this mouse is pretty cool. Lots of mice are like one big dollop of technology, like someone dropped hot soup on your desk and it congealed into a hunk of plastic. We’re happy to say that the […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Like A Little Desk Tank Maybe you can’t tell by the photo, but trust us. the front of this mouse is pretty cool. Lots of mice are like one big dollop of technology, like someone dropped hot soup on your desk and it congealed into a hunk of plastic. We’re happy to say that the […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
This One’s For You, Dad You’re not one of those people who can just be happy with a few rounds of Tetris. You look back at the early 80s and wonder how they survived. All those games, designed to play for a few minutes, and then… what? They just walk away? It must have been […]
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 // Woot
We Lose More Staff This Way Ave Razer! We who are about to mouse salute you! When you’re trying to play a game, nothing’s worse than a cursor that starts Roman. So the Razer Imperator Gaming Mouse is… wait. Wait. “A cursor that starts Roman”? That’s such a horrible… no, I can’t even go on. […]
Saturday, August 27, 2011 // Woot
PAX! Fun for the whole family! Who wouldn’t want to share with a young one the beauty and joy of… this thing: But it was as I walked away from this drill-handed submarine monster (please don’t kill me in the comments if this is some easily recognizable figure from game culture) that I saw what […]
Wednesday, August 17, 2011 // Woot
We Lose More Staff This Way Ave Razer! We who are about to mouse salute you! When you’re trying to play a game, nothing’s worse than a cursor that starts Roman. So the Razer Imperator Gaming Mouse is… wait. Wait. “A cursor that starts Roman”? That’s such a horrible… no, I can’t even go on. […]
Saturday, July 16, 2011 // Woot
We Lose More Staff This Way Ave Razer! We who are about to mouse salute you! When you’re trying to play a game, nothing’s worse than a cursor that starts Roman. So the Razer Imperator Gaming Mouse is… wait. Wait. “A cursor that starts Roman”? That’s such a horrible… no, I can’t even go on. […]
Tuesday, June 14, 2011 // Woot
Invaders Must Die Look, The Prodigy was great, they had their day. But that day was fifteen years ago. That’s right, 1996 was a great year for crazy men running around in tunnels, but we’ve moved on since then, and likely the people in your office would appreciate it if you kept your moment of […]
