Razer Imperator Gaming Mouse – $34.99

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

We Lose More Staff This Way

Ave Razer! We who are about to mouse salute you!

When you’re trying to play a game, nothing’s worse than a cursor that starts Roman. So the Razer Imperator Gaming Mouse is… wait. Wait. “A cursor that starts Roman”? That’s such a horrible… no, I can’t even go on.

No, I don’t care. I don’t care if the Razer Imperator Gaming Mouse is named after a Roman commander or a spider or some kind of rabid bat, I can’t keep working here after a joke like that. Yeah, fine, if you can live with it, you live with it. Get someone else to talk about the adjustable buttons and the right-handed design and all that, because I’m done. I can’t keep working at a place that would sanction a joke like that.

Hey, I’ll find something. I’ll work at a gas station if I gotta. At least I’ll have my pride.

Warranty: 90 Day Razer

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Ergonomic right-handed form factor with a contoured thumb grip delivers comfort and a better fit for gaming, whether you use a palm or fingertip grip
• Adjustable side buttons – delivers optimum reach regardless of palm size or grip style
• 5600dpi Razer Precision 3.5G Laser sensor
• Razer Synapse On-board Memory
• Up to 200 inches per second/ 50g acceleration
• Seven independently programmable Hyperesponse buttons
• 1000Hz Ultrapolling / 1ms response rate
• On-The-Fly Sensitivity adjustment
• Zero-acoustic Ultraslick mouse feet
• Approximate size: 4.84” L x 2.8” W x 1.65” H

Additional Photos:

• Package Contents
• Packaging

System Requirements

• PC / Mac with USB port
• Windows® 7 / Windows Vista® / Windows® XP or Mac OS X (v10.4 and above)
• Internet connection (for driver installation)
• At least 35MB of hard disk space

In the box:

• (1) Razer Imperator Gaming Mouse

Woot! – One Day, One Deal