Sunday, July 29, 2012 // Woot
What do you see over there? A wall? Well, I see a possible backdrop for video games. What’s that underneath our feet? A floor? Nay! An arena! A video game arena! How about the ceiling? Just a place for hanging lights? No! A place to hang lights AND projecting a 1080p 3D display! Of video […]
Saturday, July 28, 2012 // Woot
User: CrampyCabbage340 Kills: 4056 Deaths: 3677 Accuracy: 34% Achievements: 56 Eyeballs protected by Gunnar Eyewear: 2 Hours of eye-strain-free gaming: 2045 Friends alienated: 3 Empty “Cup O Noodles” cups currently in apartment: 5 Dates this week: 0 Blankets used as towels: 1 Parents disappointed: 2 Vitamin D levels: Critical Year Magna Carta ratified: 1215 Money […]
Monday, July 16, 2012 // Woot
“Tech.Woot?” you might be saying. “What changed?” The answer is… not much. Woot.com is going to be what it always was: the very best deal we’ve got. But for those of you wanting a new tech item every single day… well, you’re not gonna find couches and t-shirts here! And that gives us a chance […]
Thursday, July 12, 2012 // Woot
“Nice shot, man.” “Thanks.” “These Turtle Beach surround sound headphones are awesome. I could hear that guy sneaking up behind us.” “Yeah, they really change the game. Whoa, watch out — zeppelin!” “This game is set in World War II, right?” “I think so.” “Why are there zeppelins? Were there zeppelins in WWII?” “I don’t […]
Wednesday, May 23, 2012 // Woot
Too Slow Hello, Tony? Tony Smith? The guy who beat my Zaxxon record in the mid-80s? Hi, Tony, it’s Jake Paola. Yeah, from junior high! Right, right, long time! Hey, man, I looked you up because I wanted to ask… how’s the Zaxxon thing working out for you? Did you ever get a special Zaxxon […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
Na na na na, NA na na naaaaaa…SCIENCE COPS! Tonight, SCIENCE COPS use TECHNOLOGY to SOLVE the CASE! OPENING CREDITS: a flashy MONTAGE of CITY STREETS, flyovers of SKYSCRAPERS, and gratuitous scenes of SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN. A focus-grouped ‘70S ROCK ANTHEM blares. We see CLOSE-UPS of each star in descending order of fame with their […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
Caught Boss, those I.T. logs HAVE to be wrong. You know I’d never play video games at work. Look, there’s got to be some misunderstanding here. I’m just using the Razer Marauder StarCraft II Gaming Keyboard to increase my productivity! See, it’s set up with an optimal key travel distance that really helps me fly […]
Thursday, March 22, 2012 // Woot
Na na na na, NA na na naaaaaa…SCIENCE COPS! Tonight, SCIENCE COPS use TECHNOLOGY to SOLVE the CASE! OPENING CREDITS: a flashy MONTAGE of CITY STREETS, flyovers of SKYSCRAPERS, and gratuitous scenes of SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN. A focus-grouped ‘70S ROCK ANTHEM blares. We see CLOSE-UPS of each star in descending order of fame with their […]
Saturday, March 17, 2012 // Woot
Don’t Hate The Non-Player, Hate The Game What the…? Did you guys hear that? I coulda swore that NPC just called me “Meat Shield.” Hey! Hey, you with the stiff posture and the blank stare! That’s right, I’m talking to you, merchant. “Greetings, traveler! Lookin’ to buy something? I’ve got all the best wares in […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
my Razer Imperator Gaming Mouse commercial Open on shot of nerdy CGI mouse walking home from school. Should look like Stewart Little but not enough to cause legal issues. Again. Mouse takes a shortcut through an alley, where thugs are playing dice. Instead of money, they’re betting weapons of mass destruction (ups the stakes!). Thugs […]
