Wednesday, September 12, 2012 // Woot
CUSTOMERS, PLEASE: don’t be confused by the name. Despite being called “Ultimate Straight Golf Balls,” they’re actually ROUND! We didn’t want you to think these “balls” would come out of the box as weird spears or something. No, they are in fact, three dimensional spheres! The “Ultimate Straight” refers to the balls’ self-correcting technology which […]
Tuesday, September 11, 2012 // Woot
When I golf and my shots are a mess Gettin’ help to make me golf the best When I get an awful lie Wishin’ I had a caddie in the sky Wishin’ I had a caddie in the sky That’s what I’m gonna need when I slice When we’re done and we’re takin’ a rest […]
Wednesday, September 5, 2012 // Woot
It’s the opening night of the play, and you, the stage manager, have a problem. The crucial, climactic scene calls for there to be a plate of spaghetti and meatballs on the dining room table. Well, you’ve got the spaghetti, just no meatballs. Now, the leading lady is a staunch vegetarian. Like, she’d refuse to […]
Wednesday, August 22, 2012 // Woot
So you’re playing strip golf, and you just got a bogey. Time to take off a layer. Start with something simple, like your shoes, right? WAIT! HOLD ON! STEP BACK AND THINK ABOUT THIS! After all, you’re wearing FootJoy Men’s Contour Golf Shoes. Those bad boys are not only lined with super comfy soft poly […]
Saturday, August 18, 2012 // Woot
I work hard all day, makin’ the greens soft and comfy for the feet, and what to do these golfers do? They show up wearing SHOES?! Can you believe that? As if all the effort I put in is nothin’ but poppycock! Well, I walk up to one of these guys, and I say, “What’s […]
Saturday, August 11, 2012 // Woot
“Where’s the next hole?” “It’s a dog-leg around that stand of furze. You see it?” “No. To the right of the furze?” “Yup, to the right of the furze but to the left of those two tall pines.” “Those pines?” “No, no. Those pines.” “OK. In front of the willow bower?” “No.” “So behind the […]
Friday, July 20, 2012 // Woot
“What are you talkin’ about, Mark? We’re a team!” “We are. Well, we were. I just feel like it’s time to update my methodology. That’s why I’m going with this SkyCaddie SGX Golf GPS Rangefinder.” “B-b-b-ut I’M your SkyCaddie!” “I’m sorry, Clay. You’ve been a great caddie for me over the years. It’s just the […]
Tuesday, May 1, 2012 // Woot
Playing Through Can you BELIEVE how slow these guys are golfing? My balls are starting to collect dust over here. You know, it’s just bad etiquette. If there’s a faster group behind you, you let them play through. Everyone knows that. But then again, it doesn’t look like they’ve got much experience. That guy’s using […]
Tuesday, April 24, 2012 // Woot
And They All Laughed As We Crawled Away Okay, so, nobody make the mistake we did and try to fight a bull with this. Look, the Callaway Golf Humidor Set isn’t part of the traditional chain of bullfighting. We know that now. It’s the matador warming things up, then the picador, then the banderilleros, then […]
Wednesday, March 21, 2012 // Woot
Look kid, you want to make the tour, don’t you? You’re gonna need sponsors. And beggars can’t be choosers. “Name’s Rick. I’ve been watching you on the course these last few weeks, kid. You’ve got a great driver, you’re fantastic from the fairway, and your putting is downright supernatural. Why aren’t you taking a shot […]
