Celestron CoursePro Elite Golf GPS

Friday, January 11, 2013

“Shoot! Another bogie. This course is kickin’ my butt.”

FWOOSH!

GREETINGS, HUMAN GOLF ENTHUSIAST! I AM CELESTRON, NAVIGATOR OF TIME AND SPACE.

“Uh, hi.”

I HAVE JOURNEYED HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS TO- WHAT?

“What?”

I JUST- YOU DON’T SEEM ALL THAT IMPRESSED. I KIND OF THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A BIGGER DEAL.

“Sorry. I was never really into space stuff, I guess. I’m just trying to play golf.”

AND THAT IS WHY I HAVE REVEALED MYSELF TO YOU, HUMAN. WITH MY UNCANNY ABILITY TO CHART THE HEAVENS, I CAN ENSURE YOU WILL KNOW EVERY RELEVANT DETAIL OF THIS GOLF COURSE AND MANY MORE!

“Wow.”

THAT’S IT? ‘WOW?’

“Well, I mean they make stuff like a Celestron CoursePro Elite Golf GPS that does that sort of thing.”

SERIOUSLY? THEY CALL IT CELESTRON, EVEN? THAT’S B.S., MAN.

“Oh, yeah. I didn’t think about that.”

I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENS. THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE FIRST TIME I’VE VISITED YOUR PLANET. WHAT THE HELL?

In the box:

(1) Celestron 44876 CoursePro Elite Golf GPS includes:

• Soft Carrying Pouch
• Belt Clip
• Mini USB Cable
• AC Wall Adapter
• Lithium-Ion Battery

Woot