Wednesday, July 18, 2012 // Woot
Oh, sorry. I didn’t hear your question. I was listening to music, music that I made, or should I say, music that I will quite-possibly make. And no, I don’t mean demos. You see, I like to think of myself aspiring aspiring musician; basically, at some point in the future, I’d like to have the […]
Sunday, July 15, 2012 // Woot
Hey, you got any DiddyBeats? “Wait, Diddy’s got a new album out?” Wait, you just released a new album of little ditties? “Wait, did he just use ‘Diddy’s’ in a different context than me?” Wait, why are you talking about me in the third person? Yes. “Oh, good. Glad that’s all cleared up!” “Wait, is […]
Friday, July 6, 2012 // Woot
Dear Uncle Rocco, I hope this letter finds you well. I also hope you’re actually opening and reading it instead of burning it the moment you saw my name on the envelope. I know it was incredibly thoughtless to send you those headphones for your birthday, and I hope you will accept this apology. I […]
Thursday, April 26, 2012 // Woot
Just Incase Well hello, fussy toddler in the seat next to me! Lovely day for air travel, don’t you think? Wow! That’s quite a pair of lungs on your kid there, lady! Sounds like someone’s got a bright future as a Metal singer, isn’t that right, little buddy? Yes, it is. YES, IT IS. Oops. […]
Friday, April 20, 2012 // Woot
Say What You Want Superb sound quality and a sleek look that masks my schizophrenia with style? Sold. Isn’t this great, Floaty Severed Doll Head? It’s just you and me, strolling down the sidewalk, surrounded by robots and vampires, all without a care in the world. Other than the nefarious songs of the fairies, of […]
Tuesday, April 3, 2012 // Woot
Just Incase Well hello, fussy toddler in the seat next to me! Lovely day for air travel, don’t you think? Wow! That’s quite a pair of lungs on your kid there, lady! Sounds like someone’s got a bright future as a Metal singer, isn’t that right, little buddy? Yes, it is. YES, IT IS. Oops. […]
Wednesday, March 21, 2012 // Woot
Alright, let’s go through the checklist. Always turn your headphones down before encasing yourself in a high-power military exo-skeleton. Alright, looks like all systems are go. I’m ready to ROCK! This thing is nuts! I can’t believe it takes five technicians and two hours just to bolt this combat exo-skeleton together around me! But now […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Murkey Depths Don’t these ear bud things kinda look like cute little submarines? Captain’s Log, Day 1: The ear exploration voyage of the SS MEElectronics In-ear Headphone is off to a bit of a rocky start. I had only just piloted our craft into the entrance of the canal when the ear’s walls surrounded us […]
Thursday, July 14, 2011 // Woot
Drama, via whiteboard. What we have here is a purposeful failure to communicate. Saturday, May 7 Hey Roomie! Ha, sorry, that sounds so lame. Anyway, just wanted to leave you a note on the old whiteboard and say hey. Seems like we have totally opposite schedules or something; every time I’m home you’re either out […]
Thursday, April 28, 2011 // Woot
I consider myself a modern-day cultural anthropologist. Humanity’s best enjoyed with some kind of filter to drown it out. The problem with modern society is people are more connected with the world than ever was possible before, but they’re more detached from one another. It’s increasingly difficult to form real, lasting relationships with people. Just […]
