Sunday, September 16, 2012 // Woot
And we’re BACK with So You Think You Can Use An Air Compressor! Before we went to commercial, Angel nearly blew the roof off the place with an incredible routine. Let’s see what the judges think! Ronnie Johannson of Air Compressors Monthly, you’re up first! “Throughout this competition, Rhonda, you’ve done nothing but raise the bar […]
Sunday, September 9, 2012 // Woot
“There’s a problem,” said the boss. “It turns out there’s not a big enough market for a device that phonically spells out how you say Uma Thurman’s first name.” The room gasped. “I know, I know,” said the boss. “This has taken me by surprise too. But, c’mon! We can’t dwell on it now. We […]
Friday, September 7, 2012 // Woot
Hello there, stranger on the street. I was just wondering if you could tell me what is the size of your television screen. No, wait! Don’t! BECAUSE I ALREADY KNOW MINE IS BIGGER! YOU SEE, INSTEAD OF A “TELEVISION,” I HAVE A PROJECTOR, AN OPTOMA HD HOME THEATER PROJECTOR! IT’S CAPABLE OF PROJECTING 300 INCHES […]
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Sunday, July 29, 2012 // Woot
What do you see over there? A wall? Well, I see a possible backdrop for video games. What’s that underneath our feet? A floor? Nay! An arena! A video game arena! How about the ceiling? Just a place for hanging lights? No! A place to hang lights AND projecting a 1080p 3D display! Of video […]
Wednesday, July 25, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Tuesday, July 3, 2012 // Woot
Welcome, Initiate 20081, to our august and secret society. You have been chosen for your steadfastness, discretion, and desire to retain the ancient landline technologies. Know this: The initiation rites are harsh, many fail them, but if you make it through you will be granted an Ooma VOIP Home Phone and become a Keeper of […]
Thursday, February 23, 2012 // Woot
Homebrewed Knowledge Listen up kids! I’m your new math teacher, Mr. Beer, and I think you’ll find I do things a bit differently than other teachers. Here’s the deal: I’m young, inspired, and in over my head at this struggling public high school. Over the course of this year, I will constantly butt heads with […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
The Trees Want Revenge There’s nothing like using your cell phone in the park! Unless you’re just there because you can’t get a signal at home. sniff Heddo? Yeds, boss, id’s me. No, I canb’t come indo de offiz dotay. I god a code. sniff No, I said code. My sinuses are all stubbed up. […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
Love Projection I’ll never forget the moment we laid eyes on each other, LeAnne. Probably because I’m projecting it, on a repeating loop, onto my wall. When I close my eyes I can see you in that crowded coffee shop on that fateful morning. But I don’t really need to close my eyes, because there’s […]
