Ooma Telo VoIP Home Phone System

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Welcome, Initiate 20081, to our august and secret society. You have been chosen for your steadfastness, discretion, and desire to retain the ancient landline technologies. Know this: The initiation rites are harsh, many fail them, but if you make it through you will be granted an Ooma VOIP Home Phone and become a Keeper of the Land Line.
Our sect believes that human society peaked in the mid-1990s, i.e. the “golden age” of landlines. Then the perfidy known as “cellular phones” fell upon the land, and civilization was thrown into darkness. But now, by using our home internet connections to connect our landline phones, we are able to preserve and honor that once-great time.

Now, let the initiation begin! For your first test, you must play “Row, Row, Row Your Boat” using this touch tone phone. Mistakes will be paid for in blood. 

Usage Requirements:

• High-speed Internet service (minimum 256Kbps upstream)
• Corded/Cordless home phone or optional Ooma Telo Handset
• Online activation required
• Residential use only

In the box:

• (1) Ooma Telo VoIP Home Phone System
• (1) Power Adapter
• (1) Ethernet Cable
• (1) Phone Cable

 
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