Thursday, September 20, 2012 // Woot
Sometimes you have a problem you don’t even know you have! Until I picked up this Sony Speaker Dock for iPod & iPhone, I was just laying my iPhone down next to my bed like an idiot. Can you believe it? All those nights wasted. I could’ve been docking my phone instead of just plugging […]
Friday, September 14, 2012 // Woot
I know! I was shocked too, but there it is. Nothing but dope political speeches from Nobel-quality diplomats, man. And now that we’ve got this Klipsch iGroove SXT iPod Speaker System I can just dock the ol’ iPhone and let the slow jams roll. Aw, man, this is that remix of the Kissinger/Nixon tapes on […]
Tuesday, August 21, 2012 // Woot
Capacity: 8GB Wireless: 802.11b/g/n Wi-Fi (802.11n 2.4GHz only) Bluetooth? 2.1 + EDR Maps-location based service Nike + iPod support built in Display: 3.5-inch (diagonal) widescreen Multi-Touch display 960-by-640-pixel resolution at 326 pixels per inch Audio: Frequency response: 20Hz to 20,000Hz Audio formats supported: AAC (8 to 320 Kbps), Protected AAC (from iTunes Store), HE-AAC, MP3 […]
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 // Woot
Hi Mom, Sorry I missed your calls this week, I actually don’t have a phone anymore so that’s probably going to keep happening. Dad emailed and said you called about four times over the weekend but couldn’t catch me. Again, mom: I don’t have a phone. I know you call my iPod Touch a “phone” […]
Saturday, July 7, 2012 // Woot
Here’s our no-fail guide to seduction: Step 1: Grab up a 32GB iPod touch with sexy Retina Display. Oh look, we’re selling one! Step 2: Fill it up with your favorite jams. It can hold thousands. Step 3: Plug it into the biggest speakers you can find. Step 4: Verbally warn the targeted party to […]
Friday, April 27, 2012 // Woot
iPodniac So many gigabytes, so little time. “Hey man, you ok? You look … well, you don’t look good.” I know. I am SO tired. I haven’t slept for 3 days. “Why not? Insomnia? Maybe you should call the doc.” No, I just got this iPod Touch last week. It holds up to 80 hours […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Have You Ever Been Experienced? Don’t be nervous. It’s my first time, too. With you, I mean. Shh. You don’t have to say a word, baby. I know why you’re here. You’re curious, right? You’ve got that other Internet-capable media player at home, but you can’t help but wonder about what it’s like to be […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Just Act Natural When I say “Action” keep on doing what you’re doing. “Hey man, why are you following me around with that? Are you taking my picture?” I’m not taking your picture. I’m making a film. I call it, “Josh, Interrupted.” “That’s not cool, man. I never said you could make a film about […]
Tuesday, April 24, 2012 // Woot
Eyes On The Prize It takes a special kind of man to wear Lady Liberty’s crown. Marc Baker was just such a person. You’ve got to own that torch and really feel the power of freedom as you swing it high above your head while gyrating your hips below for the people driving by the […]
Sunday, March 25, 2012 // Woot
Retraction. It’s come to our attention that a recent episode on the working conditions in Apple factories may not have been accurate. It’s These United States Existences, I’m Ari Slate, and I’m coming to you today to say something that I’ve never had to say before on our program. We recently found out that a […]
