Saturday, August 27, 2011 // Woot
Cameraphobia Jessup doesn’t trust any of these tiny little cameras. Everyone else thinks they’re all the rage, but not Jessup. No way, Jessup says, “Point not your little robot eyes at me!” Jessup doesn’t want to be some big star! Jessup doesn’t want his image burned forever into a SDXC card, doesn’t want to be […]
Thursday, August 18, 2011 // Woot
It’s A Pal And A Confidant It might not be the biggest gift at the party, but it still says “thank you for being a friend.” Ma, I’m 54 years old. I think I can be trusted to choose my own camera. “Let me tell you a story, Pussycat. Picture it: Sicily. 1919. The village […]
Saturday, August 13, 2011 // Woot
You know what, I’ve tested this. Yes, a picture would last longer. But it’s just not the same. Hey there. Creepy leering guy here. Listen, I want you to know I’ve taken your advice to heart. Every time my head whips around in response to a bikini-clad beach-goer walking by, every time I stop in […]
Monday, July 4, 2011 // Woot
It’s A Pal And A Confidant It might not be the biggest gift at the party, but it still says “thank you for being a friend.” Ma, I’m 54 years old. I think I can be trusted to choose my own camera. “Let me tell you a story, Pussycat. Picture it: Sicily. 1919. The village […]
Thursday, June 23, 2011 // Woot
They Once Cried Too Yeah, be glad you stayed home, man. It was drama city at that party. Here, I took some photos. Yeah, that’s Judy, in her new dress, right when she got there. Turns out she had a plan or something. You know what they say about the right place at the right […]
Wednesday, June 15, 2011 // Woot
Warning: May Not Be Heroic Look at those shoulders. And aren’t those eyes up top? I’m telling ya, this Sanyo Xacti Camcorder is a disguised robot. If 80s/90s television has taught us one thing, it’s this: when something vaguely looks like a robot, it absolutely has to be a robot. So be aware, people, this […]
Sunday, June 5, 2011 // Woot
A Picture Worth A Thousand Clicks All I need is for you to put on this stained tank-top and chase after my wife with a bat so I can take a picture. Is that too much to ask? Look, I know you’re a big time celebrity and everything, but give a guy a break, will […]
Friday, May 27, 2011 // Woot
Warning: May Not Be Heroic Look at those shoulders. And aren’t those eyes up top? I’m telling ya, this Sanyo Xacti Camcorder is a disguised robot. If 80s/90s television has taught us one thing, it’s this: when something vaguely looks like a robot, it absolutely has to be a robot. So be aware, people, this […]
Thursday, May 5, 2011 // Woot
You’re going to wish you had one of these today. It’s Cinco de Mayo, and you’re going to need video evidence of your whereabouts. It’s that time of year again, time for the one holiday celebrated in America that can rival St. Patrick’s Day in terms of “flimsiest excuse to binge drink:” Cinco de Mayo! […]
Sunday, April 24, 2011 // Woot
The Days Of High Sea Adventure April, 1770: Captain Cook discovers East Australia… and wastes a thousand words explaining it to everyone. Don’t you think it got frustrating after a while? Here’s a guy who only wants to get back out there and enjoy the sea, maybe drink some rum and yell “yo ho ho” […]
