Monday, July 4, 2011
It’s A Pal And A Confidant
It might not be the biggest gift at the party, but it still says “thank you for being a friend.”
Ma, I’m 54 years old. I think I can be trusted to choose my own camera.
“Let me tell you a story, Pussycat. Picture it: Sicily. 1919. The village baker, Calogero, ran the only bakery in town for decades, until one day Tommaso, the village barrel maker, came home to find his wife in bed with Calogero. Now Tommaso doesn’t fly into a rage like most Sicilian men. Some say it’s because his father was a quarter Sardinian, but his nose always looked Corsican to me.”
Ma, what does this have to do with what camera I buy?
“I’m getting to that. So this barrel-maker Tommaso is a patient man, a methodical man. He starts following Calogero around. Everywhere. All the time. When Calogero steps out of his door in the morning, there’s Tommaso. When he goes to the sawmill to buy sawdust to put in his bread, there’s Tommaso. When he goes to the public baths for a sweat, Tommaso’s right there in his own towel. Calogero can’t escape him. And always, always, Tommaso’s carrying a Kodak Easyshare 14MP Digital Camera, snapping away with that 5x optical zoom.”
Oh, why do I listen to you? You’re obviously making this up!
“Every word is the truth, may God strike me down with one of your calzones. Then one morning, Calogero peers out his front door – no Tommaso. On his walk through the streets – no Tommaso. Calogero’s heart leaps. The nightmare’s finally over. Then he gets to the village square and almost dies. Every surface is covered with huge photos of Calogero at his worst. Drunk, picking his nose, sneaking a look at his own mother-in-law’s backside. Every embarrassing thing a man might do, Tommaso captured it all, in 14 lifelike megapixels. Of course, Calogero is ruined. Nobody in the village will ever take him seriously again. And as for sleeping with any more women, forget about it.”
What did he do then, Ma? Invent face recognition technology?
“No, he shot Tommaso dead with a revolver. Then he fled to the big city, changed his name, found a new line of work… today we know that man as Mario Lanza.”
You’re wasting my time, old woman.
“The point is, pussycat, there’s such a thing as being able to see so much. Before you invest in all those megapixels, ask yourself: aren’t some details better left a little blurry?”
Oh, Ma. I know your heart’s in the right place. I could always count on you to bear the burdens that are too heavy for me to shoulder.
“Are you kidding me? With shoulders like yours? You’re the Italian Lawrence Taylor.”
Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty
Warranty: 1 Year Kodak
Condition: New
Features:
- Share your world big and bright with 14MP – more megapixels means you can crop and enlarge and still have great picture quality
- 5X wide optical zoom brings even far away details into crisp focus
- The 28 mm wide-angle lens gets the whole crew in without cutting anybody out
- One-button upload to Kodak Gallery, Facebook, Flickr, Twitter, YouTube, Orkut sites plus Kodak Pulse displays and email
- Reduce blur caused by subject movement or fast-action situations to deliver clearer, sharper pictures
- User Guide
Additional Photos:
Specifications:
| Sensor Type: |
| 1 / 2.3–type CCD |
| Zoom: |
| 5X Optical, 5X Advanced Digital |
| Focal Length: |
| 28–140 mm (35 mm equivalent), wide-angle |
| Image Stabilization: |
| Still: no, Video: digital |
| Lens Protection: |
| Built-in mechanical lens cover |
| Shutter Speed: |
Smart Capture mode: 1/8–1/1400 sec
Long Time Exposure mode: 0.5–8 sec |
| Display: |
| 2.7″ 230K TFT color LCD |
| Storage: |
| 32MB internal memory (approx), SD/SDHC card expansion slot |
| Focus System: |
| TTL-AF, multi-zone, center-zone, face priority |
| Focus Range: |
Smart Capture mode: (wide) 0.5 m (1.6 ft)–infinity, (tele) 1.5 m (4.9 ft)—infinity
close-up mode: (wide) 0.05–0.8 m (1.9 in.–2.6 ft), (tele) 1.0–1.8 m (3.3–5.9 ft) |
| Focus Control: |
| Continuous, Single |
| Focus Modes: |
| Normal, Macro, Infinity |
| ISO Sensitivity: |
| Auto, 100, 200, 400, 800, 1600 |
| Compensation: |
| ±2.0 EV with 1/3 EV steps |
| AE (Auto Exposure) Lock: |
| When shutter button is depressed 1/2-way to S1 |
| White Balance: |
Smart Capture, Scene modes: auto
P mode: selectable auto, daylight, tungsten, fluorescent, open shade |
| Flash Range: |
(wide) 0.5–3.2 m (1.6–10.5 ft)
(tele) 1.0–2.2 m (3.3–7.2 ft) at ISO 400 in P mode |
| Flash Mode: |
| Auto, fill, red-eye reduction, off |
Shooting Modes (still):
| Film Effects: |
| KODAKCOLOR, KODACHROME, EKTACHROME, T-MAX, TRI-X, Sepia |
| Scene Modes: |
| program AE (P), portrait, sport, landscape, close-up, sunset, backlight, candlelight, children, bright, manner/museum, text, long-time exposure, fireworks, self-portrait, night portrait, night landscape, blur reduction, high ISO, panorama |
| Self-timer: |
| Self-timer (2 sec./10 sec., 2-shots), burst maximum 3 shots |
Still Capture/Review:
| Picture Size: |
14MP (4288 × 3216)—4:3
12MP (4288 × 2848)—3:2
10MP (4288 × 2416)—16:9
6MP (2880 × 2160)—4:3
3MP (2048 × 1536)—4:3 |
| Color Modes: |
| Vivid, full, and basic color; black and white; sepia |
| Sharpness: |
| Sharp, normal (default), soft |
| Review Options: |
| viewing: Smart Find (date, face), single-up, multi-up/ thumbnails, magnify, fast scroll, multi-select, delete, undo delete, slide show; tagging: Share, print, e-mail, favorite, keyword, keyboard input; photo effects |
| Editing: |
| Crop, KODAK PERFECT TOUCH Technology (if not applied during capture), date stamp, auto move, photo effects |
Video Capture/Review:
| Format: |
| H.264, AAC, MP4 with audio recording during capture |
| Quality: |
HD (16:9), 1280 x 720 @ 30 fps
VGA (4:3), 640 × 480 @ 30 fps |
| Auto Focus: |
| Continuous AE |
| Zoom During Video: |
| Digital Zoom |
| Image Stabilization: |
| Digital |
| Length: |
HD: < 4 GB or < 29 min
VGA: < 4 GB |
| Review Options: |
| FF, rewind, pause, by frame, volume control, copy |
| Editing: |
| Make Picture, trim, 9-up action print, auto move |
Share:
| Share Menu: |
| KODAK Gallery, KODAK PULSE Digital Frame[2], FACEBOOK, FLICKR, YouTube, TWITTER, ORKUT, YANDEX, KAIXIN001 Sites[3], and e-mail |
Customization:
| Custom Settings: |
| Share destinations, LCD brightness, camera volume, date & time, video out, language, reset camera, format, KODAK Camera Software, about |
Physical Specifications:
| I/O Interface: |
| A/V output (NTSC or PAL selectable), digital USB 2.0 high speed |
| Power: |
| KODAK Rechargeable Li-ion Battery KLIC-7006, USB/AC adapter for in-camera battery charging |
| Dedicated Buttons: |
| Power, shutter, flash, HD video record, zoom, review, display, mode, 5-way controller, delete, Share |
| Tripod Mount: |
| ¼ in standard |
| Specifications |
| 3.8″ (W) x 2.2″ (H) x 0.8″ (D) |
| Weight: |
| 4.6 oz with in-box battery and memory card |
In the box:
- Kodak M52 Easyshare 14MP Digital Camera
- Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery – KLIC-7006
- AC Adapter
- USB Cable
- Wrist Strap
- User Guide
Price: $ 89.99
Woot! – One Day, One Deal
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