Monday, December 24, 2012 // Woot
“Ha ha, nice energy drinks bro. Usin’ those for a boost on the treadmill or something?” “No.” “I could tell. The people that use stuff like that BSN N.O.XPLODE Igniter Shot 12-Pack use it for getting pumped at the gym. Why would you need it?” “Oh, I lift.” “Yeah?” “Yeah. I have a kid.” “Psh. […]
Tuesday, December 18, 2012 // Woot
Ella was desperately trying to get Michelle’s attention. This had been going on for about 15 minutes now, and Michelle was doing her best to ignore her and just get the shopping done. “Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mom. Mommy. Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy.” Finally Michelle snapped. “Ella! Mommy is trying to find these […]
Monday, December 10, 2012 // Woot
In the box: Speck Products SPK-A1280 iPod touch Case – 3 Pack: CandyShell Pegasus Party Purple PixelSkin HD SuperLemon Yellow Fitted Tartan Plaid White Please Note: iPod touch is NOT Included Woot
Monday, December 3, 2012 // Woot
Sharon smiled politely as the police officer noticed the books in her seat. “Something for the grandkids, huh? Well … I suppose, since it’s the holidays … I’ll just let you off with a warning this time. But please, ma’am, slow down in future. You want to be able to read those books to your […]
Saturday, December 1, 2012 // Woot
“ELLA!” said Jake into the bottle. “I AM THE GENIE OF THE LAMP!” “It’s not a lamp!” called Olivia from across the room. “Don’t lie to our sister in her important formative years!” “ELLA!” said Jake into the bottle. “I AM THE GENIE OF THE BOTTLE!” “There’s no such thing as genies, Jake!” called Olivia […]
Saturday, November 24, 2012 // Woot
Jake had a secret. A secret his teacher didn’t know about. A secret that not even his best friend Peter knew about. Because deep in Jake’s bag was a smaller bag … full of fruit snacks. The teacher was busy writing something on the board. The kid to Jake’s left was drawing in his notebook. […]
Tuesday, November 13, 2012 // Woot
Maybe your family is three kids and a dog. Maybe your family is 25 pilots and the head of your carrier group. Maybe your family is a winery. The truth is, as long as it’s a family, people are gonna hand out nicknames like candy at Halloween. It’s part of being a family. That’s how […]
Friday, November 9, 2012 // Woot
Ella was desperately trying to get Michelle’s attention. This had been going on for about 15 minutes now, and Michelle was doing her best to ignore her and just get the shopping done. “Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mom. Mommy. Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy.” Finally Michelle snapped. “Ella! Mommy is trying to find these […]
Friday, November 2, 2012 // Woot
Yeah, I guess I’m a bit of an enthusiast. Fine. What’s the harm in that? So I picked up a Smith & Wesson Delta 2 Combo Pack. Who doesn’t need two flashlights around? One of them has some kind of brain basher/ice pick thing on the end of it, but I assure you that’s just […]
Sunday, October 28, 2012 // Woot
Have you looked into buying a boat recently? Talk about expensive! And boats are notorious for being nothing but money pits! Fun, wonderful, freedom-delivering money pits, but money pits nonetheless. That’s why only a sucker would jump head first into the boat buying game. Not me, though. I just snagged this LoopRope 5-Ft. Buoy Rope […]
