BSN N.O.XPLODE Igniter Shot-12 Pack
Sunday, January 27, 2013
I’m certain you have only the noblest intentions of helping me get through the lull in my day, makers of the BSN N.O.XPLODE Igniter Shot-12 Pack, but surely you understand my skepticism. You see for, oh, all my life I’ve been told to avoid putting things labeled with words like “XPLODE” and “IGNITER” into my body. And now here you are, smiling and reassuring me that in fact I can put them into my body and I should because it will make me feel awesome or help me punch through walls or something.
It’s nothing personal, I just get a little antsy when I see things like “to assess your tolerance, begin by consuming 1/2 bottle or less and waiting 60 seconds.” I don’t have to assess my tolerance with a cup of coffee, y’know. And coffee doesn’t come with a huge bold warning saying “DO NOT CONSUME MORE THAN 3 BOTTLES WITHIN 24 HOURS.” I’m sure that warning’s there because you’re looking out for me, but I gotta admit it makes me a little nervous.
Then again, I do feel drowsy sometimes in the late afternoon, so I guess I’ll just go with your Antipersonnel Firebomb War Crime Shooter or whatever it’s called.
| Amount per Serving | % Daily Value | |
| Calories | 10 | – |
| Total Carbohydrates | 3g | 1% |
| Sugars | 1g | – |
| Niacin (Vitamin B3) | 24mg | 120% |
| Folate (Folic Acid) | 300mcg | 75% |
| Vitamin B12 (as Cyanocobalamin) | 120mcg | 2000% |
| Calcium | 60mg | 6% |
| Phosphorus | 120mg | 12% |
| Sodium | 60mg | 3% |
| Potassium | 100mg | 3% |
| Caffeine | 270mg | – |
N.O.-XPLODE? IGNITER SHOT PROPRIETARY BLEND 8g
Contains A Nutrient Suspension Matrix & Peak Power Delivery System
ENER-SHOT
N-Acetyl-L-Tyrosine, Glucuronolactone, Methylxanthine (Caffeine), Betaine HCL, Toothed Clubmoss (Aerial Parts) (1% Huperzine A), Bacopa (Whole Plant) (20% Bacosides A&B)
N.O.-ALPHA FUSION
L-Arginine-Alpha-Ketoglutaric Acid, L-Citrulline-Malic Acid, L-Arginine-Aspartic Acid, L-Arginine-Pyroglutamic Acid, L-Norvaline
INSULINO MATRIX
Taurine-Citric Acid
OXYGEN COMPOSITE
Di-Calcium Phosphate, Di-Potassium Phosphate, Di-Sodium Phosphate
GLYCEROL POLYMERS
Calcium Glycerophosphate, Potassium Glycerophosphate, Magnesium Glycerophosphate, Sodium Glycerophosphate
Other Ingredients: Purified Water, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Malic Acid, Sucralose, Potassium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Potassium Citrate, Calcium Silicate and FD&C Blue #1.
Best by 2/28/13
In the box:
(12) BSN N.O.XPLODE Igniter Shots, 3.7 oz.
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