Tuesday, October 2, 2012 // Woot
When’s that Ironman thing in Hawaii? October 13? Yeah, I think I’m ready. I’ve got this Embark 32 Ounce Water Bottle – 2 Pack, so I’m pretty much set! What is it? Some swimming? Some jogging? Some time on a bike? Big deal. It’s all about staying hydrated. And how could I not stay hydrated […]
Tuesday, September 25, 2012 // Woot
Look, when our current financial system collapses and the electric companies go under and the night time becomes nightmarishly dark and lawless, what are people going to need? Light. Therefore, it is my theory that lumens will replace dollars as our national currency sometime in the near future. Which is why this Brinkmann Flashlight 4-pack […]
Wednesday, September 19, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Tuesday, September 18, 2012 // Woot
Gadgets sure are fun, aren’t they? Until they run out of battery power. Then they’re actually some of the lamest things you can possibly own. Think about it! Is that iPhone good for anything besides being a paperweight once the battery runs out? Nope. Unless maybe you want to hold down other lightweight stuff besides […]
Tuesday, September 18, 2012 // Woot
Sure, I loved my old job. Running the Gauntlet of Pain. Wrestling high atop the Bloodsphere. Knocking contenders off of the Tower of Agony with a giant foam mallet. Signing autographs at mall openings. I won’t lie: it was a great gig, and I didn’t even have to cut my mullet. But somewhere deep inside, […]
Saturday, September 8, 2012 // Woot
Dakody didn’t have the same resources now. Granny Sharon had made it her mission to unleash his inner visions, and turn that frustration into creation. But his Mom and Dad didn’t feel the same way about art supplies. It was a good thing that Dakody knew how to improvise. Dakody didn’t have the same resources […]
Monday, September 3, 2012 // Woot
Sure, I loved my old job. Running the Gauntlet of Pain. Wrestling high atop the Bloodsphere. Knocking contenders off of the Tower of Agony with a giant foam mallet. Signing autographs at mall openings. I won’t lie: it was a great gig, and I didn’t even have to cut my mullet. But somewhere deep inside, […]
Friday, August 31, 2012 // Woot
You might think you’re original for coming up with some kind of clever pun based on the name “Sheets Energy Strips,” but we assure you they’re way ahead of you. Yeah. They did that. On purpose. They looked at their product, a brightly-colored, sweet-tasting, totally-not-at-all-marketed-to-children-because-that-would-be-dangerous energy strip and said, “Hey. How can we get people […]
Tuesday, August 28, 2012 // Woot
“Stan, are you OK?” “I’m fghine…I’m fghine.” “You don’t look so good, have you been drinking again?” “Ngho. I haven’t. I told you I stopped drinking beer and replasched it with homeade root [hic] beer.” “Is that what all these empty 2-liter bottles are? Stan, I think it’s great that you’re finally off the sauce, […]
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 // Woot
We decided to pick three lots, make them into two packs, and put them in a case of six total bottles. Why? Because we wanted to learn what happened when Lots stopped trying to be polite… and started being real. LOT 224: Me and Gertie, they told us we had to be preps. Just because […]
