Brinkmann 35 Lumen Flashlight – 4 Pack

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Look, when our current financial system collapses and the electric companies go under and the night time becomes nightmarishly dark and lawless, what are people going to need? Light. Therefore, it is my theory that lumens will replace dollars as our national currency sometime in the near future.

Which is why this Brinkmann Flashlight 4-pack is such a good deal. Not only do you get 4 solid flashlights with 30-M beam distance and LED bulbs that never need replacing; you also get 35 lumens from each one to use when society as we know it takes a nose dive.

Of course, I don’t know exactly what the lumen-exchange-rate will be, but based on my calculations, the cumulative lumen total here (140) should, hypothetically, be enough to buy a small township or perhaps a suitable mate. Thanks Brinkmann!

Dimensions: 3.875″ x 0.75″
Dimensions: 2.625″ x 0.75″

In the box:

(1) Brinkmann 809-1004-S LED Flashlight 4-Pack includes:

• (2) 3.8″ Flashlights
• (2) 2.6″ Flashlights (4 Button-Cell Batteries Installed)
• (2) AA Batteries

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