Monday, April 16, 2012 // Woot
It’s science. Not science fiction. So if I buy these, I get to meet Tom Cruise, right? Um no, no you don’t. Where did you even get that i … oh dear. I see what’s happened here. You’re obviously confusing R. Buckminster Fuller with L. Ron Hubbard. It’s an easy mistake, but let me explain […]
Thursday, April 5, 2012 // Woot
Dream Job Now be honest. Do you think this makes my lethargy look big? Maybe you didn’t hear me correctly, Paul. This is a clinical sleep study I’m interviewing for, got it? They’re going to give me cash money to sleep in front of them! I can’t just walk in there with some wearable blanket […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
In Stitches Paul? Oh man, thank goodness you picked up the phone. You’re not going to believe this, but it happened again. Hey listen, don’t make me feel worse than I already do for calling you, okay? Just get down to the Harvest Motel as soon as you can. I’m in Room 212, but you’ll […]
Wednesday, March 21, 2012 // Woot
Look kid, you want to make the tour, don’t you? You’re gonna need sponsors. And beggars can’t be choosers. “Name’s Rick. I’ve been watching you on the course these last few weeks, kid. You’ve got a great driver, you’re fantastic from the fairway, and your putting is downright supernatural. Why aren’t you taking a shot […]
Thursday, February 23, 2012 // Woot
I’m Pretty Sure It’s Around Here Somewhere For want of a flashlight, the kingdom was lost… Sure is dark out here by the side of the highway. Where would I be without the Life+Gear Auto Glow Rechargeable Flashlight to help me find the handle of my tire jack? Of course, first I’ll have to use […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
Chew Gotta Believe Statements about faith are not evaluated by the FDA. Tim Tebow has been a divisive figure in the NFL. He’s attracted legions of fans for his beliefs and almost as much scorn and criticism for being so outspoken about it. Lance Armstrong, no stranger to controversy himself, comes from a much different […]
Friday, February 10, 2012 // Woot
Middle Ground The great part about a Kelty Versatile Chair is that nobody knows what side you’re on. See, I’m the sort of person who likes to cover all the bases in life. I can understand why some people might hold a “sit-in” now and then, but I also like capitalism too! So when I […]
Monday, December 26, 2011 // Woot
Go Putt Yourself Hey buddy! Sorry you had to miss our golfing trip to Aruba, but I’m sending you a consolation prize! I don’t have a whole lot of time to write at the moment. My morning massage ran long – no clocks out on the beach, ha ha – and I’ve got to put on […]
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 // Woot
Perfect fit Tommy! Tommy! Come quick! They’re selling shirts! “Aww, shucks, Richie, thanks for letting me know, but I can’t wear a lot of shirts.” What do you mean, Tommy? “Well, for starters, I need to wear shirts that you can see. My mom says if I wear a shirt that you can’t see, I’m […]
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 // Woot
Mister, You’ve Got Some Balls Ow! Hey! Uh, honey, why are you throwing- oh. Oh, I get it. You found out the truth about that “golfing trip” I took last weekend. OK, OK, OK, listen, listen, so you found the OW! balls and you know I didn’t OW! play golf. So, funniest thing, we were […]
