Short-Sleeve Men’s T-Shirt – 5 Pack

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Perfect fit

Tommy! Tommy! Come quick! They’re selling shirts!

“Aww, shucks, Richie, thanks for letting me know, but I can’t wear a lot of shirts.”

What do you mean, Tommy?

“Well, for starters, I need to wear shirts that you can see. My mom says if I wear a shirt that you can’t see, I’m more likely to get hit by cars.”

But Tommy, you can see these shirts! They’re different colors and everything.

“Jeez Richie, that’s awful swell, but, you know, I also got these arms. I don’t suppose these shirts would have any sleeves…”

Two of em, Tommy! And a space for your head!

“But my head’s at the top of my body.”

That’s just wear the head-opening is, Tommy! Right at the top!

“Wow, this is getting almost freaky, Richie! It’s like they designed these shirts specifically for me! Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that they got an opening at the bottom so that I can put them on over my head!”

They do, Tommy! Sure as daylight they do!

“Oh wow! I need to order me up some of these shirts! Oh wait, one more thing: they’re titanium right? So that they won’t be shredded by my razor sharp chest hairs?”

Oh, um, actually no, Tommy. They’re just cotton.

“Ahh, well. I knew it sounded too good to be true.”

Someday, Tommy. Someday, you’re gonna be able to wear a shirt.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: New

Features:

• Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, Winner’s Circle or Jerzees Brands
• 100% Cotton, 100% Polyester, or 50% Cotton/50% Polyester Blend (Varies with Style)
• 100% Cotton Shirts are preshrunk to ensure fit
• Some designs include front pocket
• Machine Washable

Care Instructions: Machine wash warm with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium.

PLEASE NOTE: If you buy one 5-pack, they’ll probably all be different colors. If you buy two or three 5-packs, you’ll probably get some duplicate colors. But we can’t guarantee you anything either way. That’s what we mean by “random.” If you can’t get the colors you love, love the colors you get.

In the box:

• (5) Randomly Selected T-Shirts (Choose Your Size)
• (Not All Colors are Depicted on the Main Photo)

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