Tuesday, November 8, 2011 // Woot
Bizarroballs Far away, in an office on a planet that looks a lot like ours, except with corners… “Bad morning, Kram. Me must have listen with you!” “OK, Asil. Me am your supervisor, so me must do everything you say.” “Lower management have issues with your performance. Say you too productive at work.” “What me […]
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 // Woot
Energize Your Relationship Gosh, darling, in these flashing emergency lights, you really look lovely wrapped in that shock blanket. You know, we may never know why I grabbed these two iGo Power Smart Wall Surge Protectors on my way out of your burning apartment, Janey. It seems so random, doesn’t it? I mean, with all […]
Monday, October 24, 2011 // Woot
One-Man Volunteer Fire Department “Did somebody say ‘fire’? Stand back! I’m calling in a NitroStrike!” Um, sir, I don’t know what you’re talking about, but you’re gonna have to turn off that boombox inside the restaurant. “No way! It’s my theme song! I can’t launch a NitroStrike without it! Now stand back and my NitroStrike […]
Thursday, October 13, 2011 // Woot
Don’t Forget To Brush Your Teeth Look out, it’s the Snore Vikings! Good thing we’ve got the Side Sleeper Pro Pillow and Pillow Case at the ready! Somewhere outside Sleepopolis “Ho, Spinebräker! Take this flagon of fermented goat’s milk and join me in my siege of Sleepopolis!” slurrp “Well met, Jon Axënface! Today we sail […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Mister, You’ve Got Some Balls Ow! Hey! Uh, honey, why are you throwing- oh. Oh, I get it. You found out the truth about that “golfing trip” I took last weekend. OK, OK, OK, listen, listen, so you found the OW! balls and you know I didn’t OW! play golf. So, funniest thing, we were […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Helps You Wander Down The Road Whatever happens, you’ve got it covered. The Visual Land 4-in-1 Combo Pack? It’s gonna work for you anywhere. Go on, think of a scenario. The Visual Land 4-in-1 Combo Pack already has it covered. Trapped in a crashing plane and you want to drown out the screams with some […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Double Trouble This Black & Decker LED Pocket Flex Flashlight is great. I use mine often to look for my other Black & Decker LED Pocket Flex Flashlight. I hide things in my sleep so much that it’s kind of a problem. And recently, I’ve been really into hiding my compact Black & Decker LED […]
Thursday, October 6, 2011 // Woot
After The Divorce Glow sticks are the perfect way to keep your child safe… while still making an indirect comment about the state of the music industry. Hello, Barry? It’s Irene. No, don’t “Irene who” me, Barry, it’s your ex-wife Irene. Yeah, THAT Irene, exactly. The one raising your kid. Your kid who is currently […]
Tuesday, September 27, 2011 // Woot
Bizarroballs Far away, in an office on a planet that looks a lot like ours, except with corners… “Bad morning, Kram. Me must have listen with you!” “OK, Asil. Me am your supervisor, so me must do everything you say.” “Lower management have issues with your performance. Say you too productive at work.” “What me […]
Monday, September 26, 2011 // Woot
Oh sure, “man’s best friend.” Sure you love your dog, but there are limits. You talk a good game, bragging about how you “WUUUUUUUV” your “widdle puppertins SOOOOOOOOO much!” But when push comes to shove, how many of you put your money where your mouth is? Or more specifically, put your hands where your dog’s […]
