Wednesday, September 21, 2011 // Woot
Some call ‘em plain; some call ‘em “adult.” For those of you who aren’t into cute animals dancing on your t-shirts. You’re no noob fresh off the boat. You’re a Wooter, dammit, and that means something. You’ve bought everything from Leakfrogs to Sansas to Enzyte pills (just to help move the WootOff along, of course. […]
Tuesday, September 20, 2011 // Woot
Don’t Forget To Brush Your Teeth Look out, it’s the Snore Vikings! Good thing we’ve got the Side Sleeper Pro Pillow and Pillow Case at the ready! Somewhere outside Sleepopolis “Ho, Spinebräker! Take this flagon of fermented goat’s milk and join me in my siege of Sleepopolis!” slurrp “Well met, Jon Axënface! Today we sail […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Unorthodox Forms Of Revenge Okay, my office nemesis. Now it’s war. I thought that little ceramic cow would just be a nice way to make my desk pretty. A sort of conversation piece, if you will. But then you had to walk by my desk, swinging those two Acoustic Research 3 ft HDMI cables, and […]
Tuesday, August 16, 2011 // Woot
Hey, wow, neat, sort of. It’s the perfect gift idea. For…someone. We guess. Boy oh boy, is someone going to appreciate this Altec Lansing Mini Speaker System for iPhone & iPod. They’ll be able to dock their iGadget to it, play music on tiny speakers with barely any bass, and- hmm…let’s see, maybe use it […]
Thursday, July 21, 2011 // Woot
Uh, Cricket, Maybe? Rugby? Badminton? For all those sports you play where you require a popped collar. Maybe you work in a “business casual” environment. Maybe you have to seem somewhat professional in a really hot part of the country. Maybe you just like them better than t-shirts. Whatever your reason for wearing them, we’re […]
Saturday, July 16, 2011 // Woot
Like Little Serpents Ah, cables. The link that ties good technology to evil. There’s always a need for them, isn’t there? There’s always that brand new item that doesn’t come with the MOST VITAL PART in the box. Or maybe it’s there, but it’s cheap and poorly made. And who pays the price? Not the […]
Wednesday, July 6, 2011 // Woot
Wasting Time You know the rule: Put a watch around the stem of that glass so you don’t lose track of which one is yours. Oh, it’s so nice to have people over! Harold and I used to have friends over for dinner and drinks all the time back home, but ever since we’ve moved […]
Tuesday, June 21, 2011 // Woot
A Buckyballs History Of The United States You can’t spell “America” without “Buckyballs”, except literally. Valley Forge, Pennsylvania, 1777: Starving, demoralized, and riddled with typhoid and dysentery, Washington’s troops are on the verge of mutiny when a shipment of small, powerful rare earth magnets arrives from Philadelphia. Wrote Private Abijah Tate in his diary: “Provisions […]
Tuesday, May 31, 2011 // Woot
Hey, wow, neat, sort of. It’s the perfect gift idea. For…someone. We guess. Boy oh boy, is someone going to appreciate this Altec Lansing Mini Speaker System for iPhone & iPod. They’ll be able to dock their iGadget to it, play music on tiny speakers with barely any bass, and- hmm…let’s see, maybe use it […]
Tuesday, May 17, 2011 // Woot
1-900-LUV-POWR Hi, I’m Energi! And this is Energi too! We’re the best of friends. Call now! Hey guys! Tired of going out to the club and running out of juice? And girls, do you feel like you need to be more empowered? Well, now there’s a place where everybody can get what they want… and […]
