SideSleeper Pro Pillow and Pillow Case – 2 Pack – $14.99
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Don’t Forget To Brush Your Teeth
Look out, it’s the Snore Vikings! Good thing we’ve got the Side Sleeper Pro Pillow and Pillow Case at the ready!
Somewhere outside Sleepopolis
“Ho, Spinebräker! Take this flagon of fermented goat’s milk and join me in my siege of Sleepopolis!”
slurrp “Well met, Jon Axënface! Today we sail upon those soft, spongy fools and bring down their empire of sleep once and for all!”
“Aye! Ha ha ha! We! Make! It hard to sleep! We! Make! It hard to sleep!”
Not so fast, Vikings!
“What? Who said that?”
“Look there! It’s the SideSleeper Pro Pillow and Pillow Case Kids!”
“The protectors of Sleepopolis!”
That’s right, it’s us!
And you’re about to learn a lesson! Fire the SideSleeper Pro Pillow and Pillow Case!
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“Oof! The pressure on my neck has been relieved!”
“Ugh! The long tail is cradling and aligning my back!”
“Iieee! My head, neck and vertebra are sliding into natural alignment!”
“Turn back! Turn back!”
Ha ha! There they go! Back to wherever Vikings come from!
Sure isn’t America! Or Sleepopolis either! Ha ha ha ha!
“Don’t you laugh at us, SideSleeper Pro Pillow and Pillow Case Kids! We’ll be back tomorrow night around bedtime!”
And we’ll be waiting, Snore Vikings! With our SideSleeper Pro Pillow and Pillow Case at the ready! And possibly a space ship!
And a dog!
Hey, kids! Don’t let the Snore Vikings defeat your good night’s side sleep! Get a SideSleeper Pro Pillow and Pillow Case and start enjoying good alignment once again! It’s the only pillow endorsed by the SideSleeper Pro Pillow and Pillow Case Kids!
“That’s a clear conflict of interest!”
“Don’t believe their endorsement, it’s meaningless!”
Shut up, Sleep Vikings, you lost. Remember, order your SideSleeper Pro Pillow and Pillow Case now!
Condition: New
Features:
- Unique contoured shape is perfect for side-sleepers
- Guides your head, neck and vertebra into natural alignment
- Long tail cradles and aligns your back
- Relieves pressure on your neck
- Wake up refreshed and with less stiffness
- Specially designed “earwell” for added comfort
- Helps keep airways aligned and unrestricted to alleviate snoring
- Each pillows comes with a matching 100% Cotton zippered pillow case
- As Seen on TV
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Technical Specifications:
- Fill: 100% Polyester Fiber
- Pillow Cover: 100% Polyester Fiber
- Zippered Pillow Case: 100% Cotton
- Dimensions: 23.5” L x 16” W x 5.5” D
In the box:
- (2) SideSleeper Pro Pillows
- (2) Matching Zippered Pillow Cases
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