Wednesday, November 9, 2011 // Woot
Welcome to Sound Bar. “Hi! I’ve been looking all over for something like this.” Please, no enthusiasm. Sound Bar is the new elite night club. I realize this is probably the highlight of your until-now-meaningless existence, but act like you’ve been here before. “What?” We ask all patrons of Sound Bar to adopt a disaffected, […]
Thursday, October 13, 2011 // Woot
Sneak Me Into The Ballgame What’s the matter, can’t you read the signature on this consent form? It says right there, “Major League Baseball.” Forged? Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man. Looks like it’s my word against yours. So here’s what we can do: we can take the time and expense of sending this […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
You Don’t REALLY Want A Better Camera, Do You? Yes, you can get better cameras. But do you really want to learn how to use one? You’re not some overpaid pro with hours to kill. You can’t afford to hire some Russian model to sit there and drink mineral water as you figure things out. […]
Tuesday, October 11, 2011 // Woot
Welcome to Sound Bar. “Hi! I’ve been looking all over for something like this.” Please, no enthusiasm. Sound Bar is the new elite night club. I realize this is probably the highlight of your until-now-meaningless existence, but act like you’ve been here before. “What?” We ask all patrons of Sound Bar to adopt a disaffected, […]
Sunday, October 9, 2011 // Woot
Next Slide No, there is no typo on the Evite. I would like you all to join me for a slideshow of my slideshow of my vacation. Hi All, I just wanted to clarify something since there seems to be some confusion. When I said in the Evite that you should come over to “look […]
Tuesday, September 13, 2011 // Woot
Who Wants To Live Forever? Do not go softly into that good night, but rock, ROCK against the dying of the light. Well, Kevin. I guess you’re dead, dude. And that totally sucks. I’ve been thinking a lot about what I’m supposed to say up here, you know. I mean, you were my best bud, […]
Monday, September 12, 2011 // Woot
Crisis On Digital Earths Like the atom, blue laser can be a force for great good, great evil, or great entertainment. The Blue Ray of Earth-B: We’re… we’re here! We’ve crossed the dimensional barrier and arrived on this strange yet familiar alternate world! Look around, Sparky – behold Earth-A! So like our own Earth-B, yet […]
Sunday, September 11, 2011 // Woot
The Old Switcheroo A new baby is the perfect reason to buy a camera, even if that baby isn’t yours. She’ll never admit this to you, but it was your mother’s idea. I mean, it’s not like we planned it from the beginning or anything. It’s just that you were our first child, you know? […]
Saturday, August 13, 2011 // Woot
You know what, I’ve tested this. Yes, a picture would last longer. But it’s just not the same. Hey there. Creepy leering guy here. Listen, I want you to know I’ve taken your advice to heart. Every time my head whips around in response to a bikini-clad beach-goer walking by, every time I stop in […]
Thursday, June 23, 2011 // Woot
They Once Cried Too Yeah, be glad you stayed home, man. It was drama city at that party. Here, I took some photos. Yeah, that’s Judy, in her new dress, right when she got there. Turns out she had a plan or something. You know what they say about the right place at the right […]
