Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
Off The Hook I’m sorry, detective, but there’s nothing we can do. We’ve got to let that Roku Player go. “Five more minutes, captain. I’m this close to getting a confession out of him, alright? Just gimme five more minutes with that media streaming son of a…” Detective, did you hear me? I’m telling you […]
Wednesday, April 25, 2012 // Woot
When all my dime dancin’ is through Drowning to the title track of Aja would be the worst way to go. Everybody talks about the worst way to die. For some, it would be suffocating. For others, it would be a plane crash. But they’re all wrong. The worst possible way to die is to […]
Tuesday, April 24, 2012 // Woot
>examine room You are sitting comfortably in your living room. There is an HDTV sitting across from you, and a small remote resting on the coffee table. Attached to the HDTV is a small box. >examine box From your reclined position, you can see it is your recently purchased Roku XD 1080p Streaming Player, a […]
Wednesday, April 18, 2012 // Woot
Roku Roku Roku: The Streaming Media Player of the Beast The ONLY streaming-video receiver whose name I would get tattooed on my body in Japanese. Don’t you love Roku? Yes, you do. You either love it or you just don’t know you love it yet. I mean, what’s not to love about the Roku XD […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Find your match today! Lots of lonely singles are just as desperate as you! SWM ISO FEMALE. THAT’S IT. JUST BE FEMALE. OR FEMALE-ISH. Second try at the online dating game. I’m a normal guy, 33, work as a freelance web copy writer. Like video games, drinking, and watching streaming movies on my Roku XD […]
Sunday, March 4, 2012 // Woot
It’s a story as old as time, really. Continuing to reduce your dependence on going outside for any reason. It’s been six weeks since Stephanie left, and he’s miserable. He comforts himself with the fact that he was miserable when they were together, too. Maybe he’s just a miserable person, doomed to feel this way […]
Wednesday, February 22, 2012 // Woot
Huh. I never knew. I guess it makes sense, when you think about it. Honey, did you know that Blu-ray gets its name from the laser used to extract data being blue? “The simplest answer,” right? I didn’t even know you could have blue lasers! Pretty neat! Internet? No, I just took apart our refurbished […]
Saturday, February 11, 2012 // Woot
Enjoy your new media player! Just be prepared to explain to people that it’s not a phone “Hey man, cool phone-” “It’s not a phone.” “It’s not?” “No. It’s a Philips Android-Powered Media Player.” “But it fits in your hand.” “So?” “And you’re using it to connect to the internet via Wi-Fi to play HD […]
Friday, November 25, 2011 // Woot
Give ‘Em Enough Cable What do you get the cable company executive who has everything? Let’s see, here… oh, this one’s for me! “To Dad, From Rachel, Eric, and Brody.” What could it be? Is this what you guys camped on Black Friday for? Hmm, can’t wait to see what it is! Let me open […]
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 // Woot
Don’t Let The Fire Die Grilling season may almost be over, but the flames in my heart will never subside. It just doesn’t get any easier, buddy. We do this each and every year, but it still hurts just as bad as the first time we parted ways. There’s nothing we can do, though. We […]
