Pyle 4GB Waterproof MP3 Player

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

When all my dime dancin’ is through

Drowning to the title track of Aja would be the worst way to go.

Everybody talks about the worst way to die. For some, it would be suffocating. For others, it would be a plane crash. But they’re all wrong. The worst possible way to die is to drown WHILE listening to Steely Dan’s “Aja” (the song, not the album) on repeat.

How is that possible, you ask? Simple. The Pyle 4GB Waterproof MP3 & WMA Player could play all 7:57 of the conceptual rock-jazz hit while you sank into the murky depths. Its ergonomic silicon headphones would be small comfort in the unrelenting agony you endured as your lungs filled with saltwater, and your ears filled with Donald Fagen’s sardonic lyrics.

The seven-hour playing time would be more than enough to pass you from this world into the next. And you would arrive at Heaven’s pearly gates with “Chiiiiiinese music always SETS ME FREE” resounding in your skull. Anything else you want a definite answer to?

Warranty: 1 Year Pyle

Condition: New

Features:

• 4GB compatible with MP3 & WMA music formats
• High-Speed USB 2.0 connection cable for music transfer and charging
• Ergonomic soft silicon material waterproof headphones for all sizes and users
• Rechargeable battery provides up to 7 hours play time
• Ear-hanger type headphone for professional use
• Goggle clip holder
• Dimensions: 2.5”(L) x 1”W x 0.5”(D)

In the box:

• Pyle PSHWPMP3 4GB Waterproof MP3 & WMA Player
• Headphones

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