Wednesday, April 24, 2013 // Woot
Oh, I’m sorry. Are you having trouble seeing the screen on my laptop over my shoulder? How very rude of me. I wouldn’t want you to have to crane your neck this entire flight. Here. Let me rectify that. I’ll just hook it up to my LED Mobile Pocket Projector and project it on the […]
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to project any number of Ds you want, up to 3. Don’t use this: to try any of that kinky curved-space Riemannian nonsense. This projector is strictly Euclidean, pervert. This will make you popular with: people who have 300″ screens but nothing to watch on them. If this item went to Taco Bell, […]
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 // Woot
When Uncle Ted told us that he was gonna paint his wall a movie, we said, “Sure, Ted. Just like you were gonna turn your hatchback into a hot air balloon.” And then he got all weird and said he was three stitches and a proper burner away from turning that into a reality, and […]
Monday, April 8, 2013 // Woot
Oh, I’m sorry. Are you having trouble seeing the screen on my laptop over my shoulder? How very rude of me. I wouldn’t want you to have to crane your neck this entire flight. Here. Let me rectify that. I’ll just hook it up to my LED Mobile Pocket Projector and project it on the […]
Monday, April 1, 2013 // Woot
Yes, Woot wades into the home-improvement fray today, and the only way to make this news bigger is to literally make it bigger. Just hook this this Optoma HD projector up to your laptop, find a wall with about 25 feet of diagonal space, and hold on to your butt joint. Every drill bit, every […]
Saturday, March 16, 2013 // Woot
Use this: because it’s so easy for your girlfriend NOT to see the cool thing you just did in Mario’s Missing when it’s on a TV. But when it takes up a whole wall? Now we’re talking! Don’t use this: to find gold in the hills. What you’re looking for there is a prospector, not […]
Thursday, February 21, 2013 // Woot
I love shooting and sharing casual videos almost as much as I hate human contact. It’s gross. It just is. When people crowd around me with their hair and their smells and their weird skin bumps – I’m sorry, I have to stop talking about it before I get sick. What’s almost is bad is […]
Saturday, February 9, 2013 // Woot
Use this: to give all the other Optoma projectors you’ve bought from us inferiority complexes. Don’t use this: to watch “Piranha 3D” unless you’re ready to confront a wall-sized 1080p severed willy. If this was a character in a sitcom, its catchphrase would be: “I’m your brother from another judder!” The SNL that this product […]
Tuesday, January 29, 2013 // Woot
The steel mill closed, and the town of Hard Luck, Ohio all but closed with it. The folks had never known a life without the mill, and with the employer of 90% of the population gone things didn’t take long to deteriorate. Most notably, though, the spirit of the town degraded. People can’t go on […]
Monday, December 31, 2012 // Woot
“Here, honey, have another croissant.” “Oh thank you, but I’m full.” “Really, I insist. You’re looking so skinny.” “Are you kidding me? Ever since Christmas you’ve been plying me with pastries. I’ve probably gained a few inches in my waist already.” “Yes, and you have many more to go before you reach 300 inches.” “Wait, […]
