Tuesday, July 24, 2012 // Woot
Gather ’round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t. So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to […]
Thursday, July 19, 2012 // Woot
Look, we don’t need this hearing to take any longer than it needs to. I understand when the company issued me this Samsung 15.6″ Quad-Core Laptop it was explicitly stated that I could not browse any personal and/or “questionable” sites on it. But I wasn’t looking at anything untoward, I was completing company-sanctioned professional development.See, […]
Friday, July 13, 2012 // Woot
Beware all ye who set their eyes upon this Toshiba Quad-Core Laptop! For, while it appears harmless, it is, in fact, HAUNTED! Worry nay of my identity! My tale of woe is not of import here; yes, I was once this wretched computer’s owner, but I have since orphaned it here at the public library, […]
Thursday, July 5, 2012 // Woot
If you’ve got a job, you need the HP Pavilion G7 17″ Notebook PC. It’ll help you get it done. And done for good. No matter what the job. As long as it’s a job, the HP Pavilion G7 17″ Notebook PC will help you get it done. We cannot stress this enough. A job, […]
Tuesday, May 22, 2012 // Woot
We never know how to answer. Mainly because we never bothered to find out. People like to ask a lot of questions in the Woot forums. And that’s good! We pride ourselves on a lively, informed, and intelligent user base. Which makes up for us being, well, not so knowledgeable. See, people have a hard […]
Monday, May 14, 2012 // Woot
Carve Out Some Space Great news, honey! Now that we’ve replaced our desktop PC, we can use the desk to display my collection of erotic woodcarvings! I think my skills as a woodcarver, and as an artistic interpreter of sensual love, are finally ready to show the world. And just in time, too. Now that […]
Tuesday, April 24, 2012 // Woot
Love Like Opera No, Javier. Don’t stop me. I can’t handle your unreliability any more. When we met, Javier, knowing you were a swordfighting shark trainer who also gambled in race cars, that really reached something in me. But now, now I see that you’re nothing but an unstable roustabout, using those sharks to hide […]
Friday, March 23, 2012 // Woot
The day starts as any other normal day for April. She wakes up. She yawns, and stretches. She talks herself out of going to the gym, convincing herself that she’ll go later tonight. She walks into the kitchen, her bare feet padding softly on the imitation-bamboo floors. She reaches into the cabinet, standing on her […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Mona Lisa Underachiever When I was a child, I spake as a child. But when I was a man, I had to accept that living in a cyberpunk future would be sort of expensive. Back in sixth grade, hey, I spent all day imagining I was in The Matrix or something. Powerful computers, open networks, […]
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 // Woot
Eye of the Beholder Refurbished, you say? Well then the man who owned this HP before me must’ve been a master photographer! How else would you explain this folder containing so many beautiful images? Why, here’s an eerily bright rolling meadow! And here is a tropical island! Here is a close-up shot of a blade […]
