Thursday, March 8, 2012 // Woot
Science Demands Sacrifices What’s creepier? An empty library or the average Internet forum? On the one hand, there’s the sound of recirculated air through dusty pages. On the other, there’s that guy who wants to know what color socks you have on. It’s really hard to say which is scarier. But with a Samsung Quad-Core […]
Friday, February 24, 2012 // Woot
Where’s HP? There may be an HP laptop in your midst RIGHT NOW! Follow our four easy steps and everyone can know for sure. Sure, this HP is packing an AMD A6-3400M 1.4GHz quad-core processor and 8GB worth of DDR3 memory for multi-tasking power, but with its understated design, you’d have no idea just looking […]
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
Hop Along Now I’m sorry, Keyboard Bunny, but I’m afraid I’m going to have to let you go. Aw, don’t look at me with those dark, buttony eyes like that. You’ve done a fine job protecting my desk for a long time now. Don’t think I don’t appreciate that. But the company is updating its […]
Tuesday, February 21, 2012 // Woot
Love Like Opera No, Javier. Don’t stop me. I can’t handle your unreliability any more. When we met, Javier, knowing you were a swordfighting shark trainer who also gambled in race cars, that really reached something in me. But now, now I see that you’re nothing but an unstable roustabout, using those sharks to hide […]
Saturday, December 24, 2011 // Woot
God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman That furry red-and-white coat would look great over a black turtleneck, wouldn’t it? “Tonight’s the night! Are you excited about Jobsmas Eve?” I’m afraid to even ask what that means. “Jobsmas Eve, man! The way I see it, over the next several hundred years, the stature of Steve Jobs will […]
Monday, November 14, 2011 // Woot
Taxonomy Gone Wild: Spring Break Edition Well, I was a little worried about getting my son a Samsung 15.3” Quad-Core i7 Laptop, but it all seems to have worked out just fine. I admit it, as a concerned parent, I knew all the horrible things you can find out there on the Internet. And I […]
Wednesday, November 9, 2011 // Woot
No, this isn’t right at all. Are you even taking this seriously? “What? Of course I’m taking it seriously. I’m really dedicated here.” It’s just that this is the sacred rite of the satanic summoning runes. It’s our incantation to pledge our eternal infernal allegiance to the Dark Lord. And you have a laptop. “Yeah. […]
Tuesday, November 8, 2011 // Woot
Love Like Opera No, Javier. Don’t stop me. I can’t handle your unreliability any more. When we met, Javier, knowing you were a swordfighting shark trainer who also gambled in race cars, that really reached something in me. But now, now I see that you’re nothing but an unstable roustabout, using those sharks to hide […]
Sunday, October 30, 2011 // Woot
I started having doubts I was the kid’s father when he didn’t look at all like me. That and the levitation thing. There were other signs, too. The fact I had been on a business trip around the time Beth got pregnant was one. The crazy accelerated three-month gestational period was another. And, thinking back […]
Tuesday, October 4, 2011 // Woot
Click Here for Updated Price Mirror, Mirror Don’t reflect on your old computer, Grandpa. This new Samsung I got you is great! Happy birthday, Grandpa! Mom will be here soon, she just needs to run to the store to get a birthday cake for your surprise party. No, not a surprise for you, Grandpa. It’s […]
